Jennifer Aniston is So Lonely on Vacation in Her Bikini of the Day
Jennifer Ansiton is still on vacation, or back on vacation in Cabo because there’s really not much going on for her back home and living is tired of the only message she gets on her answering machine, after calling every guy in her black book, being her leaving a reminder that she’s out of milk. She’s tired of eating dinner alone every night in front of the TV watching re-runs of friends, realizing the irony of her life, because she has no friends. She is tired of hugging a pillow, pretending it’s a real person, or going to the movies and buying two tickets only to realize that there’s no one to bring in with her.
So she does what any lonely person does and that is hire the hotel staff to be her boyfriend and to stand guard and to protect her. I think this is a form of prostitution, but when a lonely middle-aged woman does it they don’t get criticized, but when I get caught with my pants around my ankles in a back alley in broad daylight, I’m considered a pervert. Double standards man…double fucking standards.
Due to the Paparazzi Being Total Fucking Cocksuckers Espeically the Company Who Owns The Aniston Bikini Pictures, I’m Going to Link to them Instead of Post Them, It’s Just Smarter than Getting a 10,000 dollar invoice I can’t pay because unlike Perez, No advertising executives support this site because they are scared of nipples, despite having hired 3 hookers to lick their assholes with their expense accounts on last month’s business trip.
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September 29th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
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September 29th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Jennifer Anniston must be lonely and desperate,to be hanging out with the hired help.
She must have severe emotional issues,cause even though she is rich and famous,no dude wants to be seen with her.lol
SOmething not right with her,that’s for sure.
September 30th, 2008 at 5:10 am
Leave her alone. you dont know her so you should share up
September 30th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
What is wrong with her belly in the pic in blue bikini ducking under the umbrella? It’s all spotchy, along with other parts of her. Maybe she got lipo and she’s bruised?
She’s definitely got issues if no guy can stand to be around her. I think she’s got a huge inflated opinion of herself. She probably has low self-esteem too, which must cause chaos in her brain. Probably bitchy ’cause everybody hates her.
I say, just ignore her. Quit the bikini pics. It’s all she’s got going for her. She can’t act, can’t keep a man, and is 40 yrs old in Februay. Tons of better bodies, looks and talent coming up in Hollywood. Poor thing. What a loser.
Boycot Aniston! If nobody goes to her movies, maybe she won’t make any more. We can only hope.