Rihanna Does KFC of the Day
Well this joke kinda writes itself now doesn’t it. Rihanna and Chris Brown went to the place they met for a romantic date and some motherfuckin’ chicken. I mean I don’t want to sound racist or anything, but KFC is to black people what McDonald’s is to Asian people. Motherfuckers love that shit and there is really no arguing it.
I mean there have been times when I am broke and my wife insists on going to KFC on cheap Tuesday, because in Canada you get 2 pieces and fries for 2 dollars or some shit, and walking in to get her her 8 boxes, because even I won’t eat that shit, is like walking into Harlem, Compton or some project in Haiti.
This one time I walked out of there, after spending my wife’s 4 dollars on a couple meals, and 8 black dudes surrounded me and started hassling me for money, you know pushing me, trying to rough me up, one dude even showed me the handle to what I assume was a gun. I told them that I was just there for the chicken and didn’t have any money, so they frisked me and ended up running off with my chicken. I don’t want to sound racist, or imply that black people are criminals or that they will kill for KFC, I mean, I’m just telling a story about something that actually happened to me, so don’t hate me for it, hate the system for letting these fuckers get so poor they can’t even afford KFC on cheap night, unlike superstar Rihanna and her boyfriend Chris Brown, who like white people joining the country club or buying the Lexus, are showing off their success to the black community of the world by showing up to a KFC on a regular night, because in the black community, regular priced KFC is for rich folks….and I hate seeing people flaunt their wealth like that.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:28 am
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September 29th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
KFC is greasy its turns my poop green.
September 29th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
whats wrong with liking chicken you racist fuck?
September 29th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
In the ghetto they use bucket of KFC as an umbrella, im wondering if that’s what inspired the song….
September 29th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Just tell it the way it is…a bunch of subhuman niggers robbed you of your chicken. Don’t be so afraid to say anything else but the truth.
September 29th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
LMAO. dude ur commentts are the best, i cracked up on this
September 29th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
What a fucking racist. White me are so intimidated by black men. It probably was a pro basketball team. I mean black dudes with millions and you got scared. All a black man has to do is say boo and you pale, scary, little dick white men will run and hide. Im sure they didnt want your four dollars, or your chicken, they probably were trying to tell you your shirt had a white trash stain on it or that your little peen was falling out your boxers. They werent gonna rob you, you scary ass white man saw a black man and got scared because you are scary bitches. You cant fuck, play sports, or anything else besides kill and slaughter races of people and take their money. nobody ROBBED yo DEVIL ass. You great great grandpa robbed us from our homeland you ignorant, little peen fuk!
September 29th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
What a fucking racist. White men are so intimidated by black men. It probably was a pro basketball team. I mean black dudes with millions and you got scared. All a black man has to do is say boo and you pale, scary, little dick white men will run and hide. Im sure they didnt want your four dollars, or your chicken, they probably were trying to tell you your shirt had a white trash stain on it or that your little peen was falling out your boxers. They werent gonna rob you, you scary ass white man saw a black man and got scared because you are scary bitches. You cant fuck, play sports, or anything else besides kill and slaughter races of people and take their money. nobody ROBBED yo DEVIL ass. You great great grandpa robbed us from our homeland you ignorant, little peen fuk!
September 29th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
here’s my theory. if you wouldn’t say the things in this blog in front of a room full of black people, you should not say them at all. because doing it any other way basically tells me that you’re nothing but a coward and that you’re just plain ignorant.
September 29th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Yeah good point Toodles, the white “devil” helped propel your culture into modern day (where you are now, buddy!) in about a hundred years time, so at the very least you can appreciate that your family isn’t hunting wild game in the desert anymore. Also - black people enslaved black people way before white people did it, so pay no mind to the color of our skins. I’m not saying slavery is good, or even positive, but I’m saying it was a way of life for millions of cultures of ALL races for many years before whites went to Africa.
and also I am white and I think KFC is delicious
September 29th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Wow! You’re so ignorant and racist, its disgusting.
September 29th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Wow! Your post would actually be funny if it was witty. There are ways to make funny racist commentary that makes people disregard the fact that you’re perpetuating a stereotype but you have to be funny to achieve htis and sorry dude you FAIL. I feel sorry for you wife.
September 29th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Why did you even write a story about the pictures except to spawn your own racist thought.
To Youidiots, you are just as ignorant and racist.
I just happened over here . Why do poor Black people have to be fuckers? Are white poor people fuckers? With statements like that I dont even consider you to be human. You are evidence of how things never change. Obviously your family instilled in you this fucked up mentality which unfortunately you may continue to pass on. Ignorance is bliss I guess
I only pray you become homeless or poor and end up having to have one of those “fuckers” help you.
What an asshole
September 29th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I don’t believe that shit. What in the fuck are four grown ass Black guys going to do with a box of chicken you Mexican gardener.
September 29th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I’ve linked to your site occasionally, and very sparingly, from other, much better sites and the one thing that has always stood out about your site is that you’re not witty. Just not witty at all. Crude humor can be funny - if it’s thoughtful, witty, and well-written. You lack all of these mitigating traits. As a result, your ramblings just come across like those of a poorly-educated guy who has some sort of chip on his shoulder about women. There are comedians that make crude jokes about race, sex, gender, or a number of other sensitive topics - but if done with TALENT, it doesn’t always offend.
But you lack talent, and your humor is the equivalent of say, maybe an 11th grade boy: pretty low-brow, cheap stunts, the type who might be the funniest in the class but wouldn’t be funny anywhere else. That’s also why the people who always comment with approval on your site are always males with peas for brains.
That being said, your post was just racist and stupid. Do you live in the middle of nowhere? You sound like you see black people once in a million years. I live in one of the largest, most diverse American cities there are and I can assure you that EVERYONE is in KFC. I’ve never understood the whole black people-fried chicken stereotype anyway - it’s not like fried chicken is bad and everyone likes it anyway. There are cultural and traditional foods among all people, and fried chicken does have a cultural and historical link to black Americans. But it’s sort of like spaghetti - culturally linked to Italians, but EVERYONE eats it (and likes it). Then again, you probably don’t even realize what I mean by “black American” because you probably don’t even realize there are ethnic differences among black people.
Grow up and at least read books more often so your writing style gets more sophisticated.
September 29th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
You don’t know shit about Black people, so don’t talk like you do.
Getting your chicken stolen by those men was retroactive karma for writing such a thoughtless blog post. I hope it happens to you again.
September 29th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
All of us fuckers came from the same fucked up place: outer space!
So let us crackers, slopeheads, negroes and spics all calm the fuck down and realize we need each other more than we think.
September 29th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Irony is wasted on pinheads.
The pinheads are the ones spewing the venom in these posts.
You are so easily riled, it’s funnieeeeeeee…..
September 29th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
They stole your chicken and ran off. WOW. Your the male Sarah Palin. You ignorant f@#$
September 30th, 2008 at 12:36 am
You know, I would be upset with the rest of you but I’ve come to understand that Drunken Stepfather is a equal opportunity asshole. He says racist things about everyone, some groups I do think he says crude things about more than others (man he hates Jews) but all have been hit.
September 30th, 2008 at 9:06 am
http://www.stoptheact.com
completely anonymous…..expose the truth about others
September 30th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
People need to quit denying and lying…if the whites would stick together the way the blacks do, who knows what could happen.
I’ve personally been the victim of violent black on white crime and so has every member of my family, all when we lived in a mixed race area. I for one am fed up with it.
And I want all three of my damn cars back!
September 30th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Who eats that crap anyways? I swear fast food anything is swill.
October 1st, 2008 at 1:08 am
This went too far… every time i am in a KFC its WHITE fat men and women. Either way… you went too far with your racist comments…
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 am
O..M…F..G!!!!
Hoooly shit!!
I am sorry, but so true!
Someone very close to me was almost killed twice, literally !!!
They were of African American descent, I don’t wanna sound racist buuutttt….
October 5th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Wow… All the sensitive people on here that cant take a joke need to fucking relax. and all the white people that are trying to be PC by defending the black community shut up, just because you have one black dude in the office and you guys get along, doesnt mean you have to come and act like this is an outrage.
“You cant fuck, play sports, or anything else besides kill and slaughter races of people and take their money”
By toodles
Only the white people are racist right? because I dont remember the original comment bluntly saying anything like this. People are racist not whole races.
White power.