Jennifer Aniston Wears a Bikini on Vacation of the Day
Jennifer Aniston is still alone on vacation. It’s kind of a common theme in her life since she can’t keep a boyfriend, and the truth is who really cares what Jennifer Aniston does, as long as she’s doing it in a bikini, because bikinis, when in the tundra that is Canada are a rare and beautiful thing, like a unicorn.
I thought these pictures were funny because of the amount of food this bitch has in front of her. It’s kind of a lot for one person. I figured that maybe she was emotionally eating her way through the pain and as she licks one plate clean, yells at Miguel to bring her more gucamole. Or maybe she’s just showing off that her life of excess is better than mine, as I sit here finishing off a box of $1.99 Cheerios. Or maybe it’s her passive aggressive way of telling Angelina Jolie and her starving AIDS babies to fuck themselves for stealing the one true love she thought she had locked down.
Either way, who really gives a fuck, this bitch is old and boring and that’s probably the real root to her lonely existance and here she is in that bikini….
September 30th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club ” wealthyromanceS.Com ” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
September 30th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Jennifer needs some good dick, I’d like to give her some.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:43 am
I’d like to give her some too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet bod !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 3rd, 2008 at 7:20 pm
She must be terrible in bed as she can’t keep a man.