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Rumer Willis Has Orange Hair of the Day

If you’re wondering why I haven’t posted yet, don’t worry, it’s not because I am Jewish and celebrating whatever the high holiday is today, it is because I am lazy and like to take everybody’s holidays because I feel like I deserve them. I do sound Jewish cuz of my gay immigrant twang from learning english from a raging homosexual and nasal problems, but maybe I am just making excuses for that nose job I’ve always wanted…..

A nose job, is the least important surgery on the general public’s list of demands to Rumer Willis’ family before unleashing her to the public. A list that has gone ignored the last few years, but I guess dying her hair like the Great Pumpkin is Rumer Willis trying to make herself look prettier or more like the witch she looks like, by doing something wild and sexy with her hair, unfortunately, it’s like giving the broken down Chevy with no tires in your backyard a new paint job with some old cans of spray paint you’ve got in your backshed because you’re drunk and think it will be funny, only to realize shit’s still just a broken down Chevy with no tires that you might as well douse in gasoline and set ablaze like you were the bank robber trying to get rid of the evidence you wish you were, while playing role playing games with your wife, because she has a thing for bandits…

I don’t know what I am talking about or if I got the point I wanted to get across, but what I am trying to say is that the only way this bitch will ever be hot is if her mother decides to fire her mid-season and re-cast some slut from the local brothel, like they did with Becky on Roseanne back when I had a TV….Maybe that’s a dated reference for those o you who have had TV the last decade but shit’s still fresh to me.

Either way, here are the pics and good morning to each and everyone one of you….and by each and everyone of you, I mean you.

4 Responses to “Rumer Willis Has Orange Hair of the Day”

  1. john Says:

    Hot! she ever joined a celeb/rich dating site ♥♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥♥ It’s where Charlie Sheen met his wife Brooke Mueller!

  2. oscar Says:

    with that dye job and sunglasses she looks exactly like lindsay lohan..

    fuck who am i kidding? she couldnt look like lindsay if she posed with a bull dyke, a cigarette in her mouth, and her legs ‘accidentally’ spread… but then who would want to see that?

  3. Bozo Goop Says:

    Some day I’m going to find the person who spams for those dating sites and I’m going to go all Gordon Freeman on his head with a crowbar until there’s nothing left but a pink pudding with specks of bone floating in it. I mean it. I hate you motherfuckers with the intensity of a thousand white-hot suns and I hope you die screaming in pain from the most inconceivable ass cancer an angry God can invent. I hope an escaped convict ass-rapes your mother, burns her house down around her, and videotapes her as she screams for help with her flesh bubbling and melting off her bones. Then, just she’s drawing her last breath, the convict has a change of heart! He runs in, battling the flames, and grabs her hand to pull her to safety. Then he yells “PSYCHE!” and smacks her in the face with a bag full of weasel shit.

    Yeah, motherfucker. And I want all of that on videotape, too.

  4. ClamClapper Says:

    lmfao!!!!!!^^^^^^^^

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