Paris Hilton’s Shit Song of the Day
Paris Hilton has a new song. Someone emailed it to me. I assume it is the theme to her shitty new show that I will never watch, becasue the only BFF Paris derserves is a punch to her cunt. I don’t know if that made sense, but it doesn’t have to. Paris should stick to what she’s good at, which is having no shame, getting naked on camera and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world for having a total disregard and no respect for pretty much anyone who doesn’t have a trust fund.
Either way, here’s a little music video that I put together for the song.
October 1st, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I have never been more proud to call you a member of my family then I am today. I love you.
October 1st, 2008 at 8:31 pm
The song is shit, that’s a given. But really - who wouldn’t like those legs wrapped around his waist, those cuddly boobs in his hands, those lips on his shaft? Grouse as people may about her “faults,” they”re givens, like the song’s being shit, but people hate her because none of her shortcomings is enough to make one not want to DO HER - and there’s nothing anyone can do about that, like the facts that she’s rich, her “music” sucks shit, she gets away with more than you nor I could, and that we’d all like some of the outrageous privilege and leisure which she takes for granted and flaunts in our faces like she flashes that poon and laughs because you can’t have any. And there’s nothing you can do about it. Keep looking; keep wishing.
October 1st, 2008 at 8:55 pm
That’s a good video clip you put together, i recommend watching it with the sound off because that song sucks monkey balls!
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Song sux big time,,,,, video is great,,,, how about making it available for download????
October 3rd, 2008 at 4:30 am
I have wasted many hours and several billion sperm tossing off to this bitch. Who’s the dude with her, he looks like he could do with my cock up his sphincter.