Miley Cyrus Hits Up the Tanning Salon of the Day
Miley Cyrus like all young sluts, was spotted leaving the tanning salon the other day. There’s just something about tanning salons that screams that anyone who goes to them is not a fucking virgin, especially when they are in California, the Sunny State, leading me to believe she’s sleeping in all day and in up all night doing inappropriate things with her vagina. The only places that would confirm that she is breaching her promise ring promise, more than this tanning salon, would be the Bikini Wax Studio or Planned Parenthood. Either way, she’s not hot, she’s underage, so thinking about her banging shouldn’t be on your masturbation list, but whether she gets fully naked or leaves her panties on during her tanning bed sessions, should be, I just haven’t figured out why.
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club ” wealthyromanceS.Com ” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Bangable, in a dirty little cunt way. I would throw her a $20.00 bill and not look to closely at her fake ID.
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
If this were Slashdot.Org then I would rate this post with a Score-5: Insightful
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I’ve been wonderin if she would ever look hot & that tannin place finally did it…….she look HOT..and stupid as ever