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Jessica Alba’s Declare Yourself Commercial of the Day

I went out drinking hard last night. I woke up 20 minutes ago still drunk. This was the first thing I saw in my email and the worst thing to listen to when waking up feeling like death. I have a hard enough dealing with my wife yelling at me, that the last thing I want to do on a leisurely Saturday morning is hear Alba screaming at me. It’s reasons like this that man invented spousal abuse. I get what she’s trying to do, she’s just pretty much failed at doing it. Next time she should show more cooter, even if it is now built to smuggle her Mexican family into the US now that she’s had a baby, it’s still more appealing than this crap.

3 Responses to “Jessica Alba’s Declare Yourself Commercial of the Day”

  1. Vulture Says:

    I don’t like the fact, that if I did vote… the candidate I voted for wouldn’t be the one I wanted in the White House. It would just be because the one I didn’t vote for I DON”T want running the country.

    What ever happened to Ron Paul?

  2. john Says:

    Hot! she ever joined a celeb/rich dating site ♥♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥♥ It’s where Charlie Sheen met his wife Brooke Mueller!

  3. KATHERINE Says:

    It’s Friday.

    Hope tonight’s a fun night for ya too.

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