Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day
I don’t like that Ashley Tisdale is giving us the sex eyes because she isn’t hot, it is actually pretty fucking offensive. If she really wanted to turn us on, she would have never left the house, or maybe she would have pulled her hair in front of her face like she was Cousin It, or she’d rock a Richard Nixon mask while running around screaming that she’s not a crook naked, or something that could at least let us focus on her vagina for a couple of minuts and forget what it’s attached to.
It’s like the typical ugly chick who doesn’t know she’s ugly because she hangs with girls who are uglier than her and her entourage always tell her how good looking sh eis and ends up living in an imaginary fantasy world, where all the boys want her and not her friends and she develops the self confidence to not kill herself or just embrace the fact that she’s ugly and becoming a comedian, because that’s what ugly people in Hollywood are supposed to do. Playing this sex symbol to 13 year olds is just going to fuck up the system, making boys think this is hot, leading to ugly girls getting boyfriends when they are supposed to stay at home friday nights knitting with their moms a few years down the road or even worse….homosexuality.
On a side note, happy Yom Kippur to Ashley Tisdale and all the Jews out there. The man on the radio just let me know that you all have to fast. Good luck with that and remember it’s a small price to pay for legal, medical and entertainment careers that pay lots of money, so it’s worth the struggle, despite the whining I am sure all your Jew houses are going to hear tonight, you know whimpers about how hungry you are and how light headed you are and how you think you’re going to die if you don’t get a fucking bagel in you, so for that struggle, I’d like to dedicate this post to all of yous jews.
October 8th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club ” wealthyromanceS.Com ” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
October 8th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Fuck if I ruined nose like that I’d be covering my face like Michael Jackson.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
wake up, she’s cute!
October 8th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
She’s not ugly. Granted, she’s no supermodel, but she’s certainly not ugly. She’s alot better looking then 99% of the other trash you post, like Lohan, Hilton, and all the other “starlets”.
October 8th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
She’s very hot. You must be blind.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
I’d give Ashley the best 2 minutes of her life! She’s hot.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Man, whoever wrote this “article” should really spell check thier sh*t. Not only are you totallly insulting someone who is way more talented than you, its obvious you are just jealous, but you couldn’t write a decent paragraph with words attached together, the way they are supposed to be, to save your lame life…
LOL
October 9th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Newsflash: Brandi is a dumb cunt.
October 9th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Good comeback- what are you like 12 yrs old Wangflobrio Goldfarb- Go fu*k your mom- loser!
October 9th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Now now kids. Go fuck your DAD!
October 9th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
well said …well fucking said….couldnt ha’ said it better …this bitch is rank…shes fucking plain….shes a no-talent yom kippur celebrating whining boring shalom bitch
October 10th, 2008 at 2:30 am
Ashley tisdale is gorgeous. You and the site owner both know if her nudes popped up somewhere, you’d be all over them in a heartbeat.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Dude, she’s pretty hot.