Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Keep Gettin’ Bigger and Bigger With Lesbianism of the Day
Lohan’s tits are big and she’s slowly wasting away and getting skinnier. I am sure it has nothing to do with sitting around all day doing blow instead of eating, because she seems like the kind of girl who would really commit to a drug free life as she has so much stimulating shit to do during a Tuesday that she needs to bring her A-Game to, like sleep all day and go shopping in the afternoon for an hour before going home and ordering in dinner, watching some TV and dyking out all night.
Maybe I am wrong and this is just further proof that she has implants, because those fuckers are pretty spectacular, especially considering she isn’t wearing a bra, because like all lesbians she’s liberated and won’t give into man’s convention of strapping her tits down, but I think it’s more to do with being cockhungry and starving for male attention and this being the only way to get it, otherwise Samantha will take it out on her with their double-sided dildo.
Who knows and who really cares, other than Ronson who gets to play with them and Lohan who is dying for dick, because I know that I don’t give a fuck and can only assume that today, we are one step closer to the end of celebrity blogs as people slowly start to lose interest and re-focus on their own lives, leaving me worse off than I am now, but that’s okay, I think it’s better for mankind and I’ll just turn to prostitution like other people with failed dreams…..I am okay with that.
October 8th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Hot! she ever joined a celeb/rich dating site ♥♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥♥ It’s where Charlie Sheen met his wife Brooke Mueller!
October 8th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I would love to lick her
October 9th, 2008 at 4:19 am
Every time I see her, I tell myself that those are the kind of girls that I should try to keep my penis out of. Yuck!!! Get a tan, a breast reduction, a new personality, and some new jeans.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
yuck!!! dumb hipster.
Jesus, plz don´t go away! You´ll make the american (well canadian) dream go away for mexicans like me.
October 16th, 2008 at 1:23 am
She’s way hotter than my Mom…and I still fuck her !!