Brooke Hogan’s Devastating Playboy News of the Day
I know you’re thinking that I am about to announce that Brooke Hogan is going to be in Playboy and issue some kind of warning that the day it hits newstands you should refrain from eating because it will guarantee throwing up all over the place uncontrolably, but the truth is, the only pussy that ever made me throw up was a meaty, mangled lookin’ mess that smelled like feces and onion, and even that could have been caused by some bad chicken I ate earlier that day. What I find upsetting is that she turned down Playboy for now, and that sucks because I wanted to compare dick sizes like this dude I knew used to do when he was 6. Yeah, yeah, saying Brooke Hogan has a penis is getting dull, but suckin’ Brooke’s penis isn’t and the only way to fantasize about that, is to see her strategically posed in Playboy and that’s not about to happen anytime soon….
Here’s the story:
Brooke Hogan has turned down an offer to pose nude in Playboy.
“Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time,” her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. “It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”
Source - USWeekly
Here she is in a bikini…..
Here she is in another bikini…..
Here she is in another bikini….
Here she is performing in bootyshorts a while ago….
Here she is in FHM With the Power of Photoshop….
October 9th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Bitch I would breeed ur ass
October 9th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
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October 9th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKING UGLY ASS BEAST IN PLAYBOY , OTHER THEN HER DAD??
October 9th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
not the right time? how much worse does your career have to get before you run to Hugh with your head hung low BEGGING to be in that magazine just to get one more sweet breath of air?
dumb ass.
her dad is hulk fucking hogan. i know his whole career is completely based upon this fantasy world of slapping and grab assing with other men, but come on…i remember when this guy was the MAN. now? now his fucking daughter doesn’t know if she wants to show her tits for half a mil.
dope.