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2008

09

Oct

Caroline D’Amore Stands Up for the Celebrities, Even Though She Isn’t One of the Day

I don’t know if you can read that….but it says

ur just jelly …and all u do is talk about people who do things…get a job . 🙂

Who? Caroline D’Amore is a joke of Hollywood because he dad owns pizza restaurants and she has been invited to Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach party twice and spends her time DJing badly around North America with one of the chicks in the Pussycat Dolls, making fools of themselves, but always walking away thinking they are fabulous because they are delusional and play pre-recorded badly mixed mixes while doing the Paris Hilton dance in the DJ Booth.

I don’t know what fired her up to send that to me today, to give me a piece of her mind about what I do with my days, and how I am mocking people who according to her “actually do things”, when those things are getting over-fucking paid to be lazy lying people but this is what I responded because I had nothing better to do….

Jelly cuz I am fat, or jelly, like a Paris Hilton poser would say jealous?

I don’t know why you’d send me such hateful messages over facebook, but I do know that going to bars and dancing around “DJing badly” like an idiot is not a fuckin’ job, even if by some miracle someone happens to pay you out of confusion. What is a job is impersonating Celine Dion, and you look like you are naturally gifted for that.

You should know that daddy’s money isnt considered work either and neither is owning one of your dad’s pizza franchises that he gave you to justify your allowance that you make some poor mexican work and have managed by other people while you sit around doing nothing all day.

You are the mockery of the people I rip into- even Paris Hilton thinks you are a waste of fucking space and last week’s pizza restaurant garbage and desperate for attention because daddy was too busy eating someone else’s pizza pie to spend time with his ugly, Celine Dion looking daughter 🙂

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

That’s a nice way to start off the day, I am sure if I was actually awake it would be post worthy, but I am tired and posting it anyway, because getting hateful messages from retarded fame whores seems like I’m making progress with the site even though the only reason this bitch knows who I am is because I am the only person in the world to have writen about her and when she google’s her name, I’m the only result, at least that’s what I assume….Here are some pics of her in a bikini from long ago….

And another set…

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