Roseanne Barr’s Got a Sex Tape of the Day
I know - bad joke, but it was funny to me… for about a second, .but not as funny as the fact that this story is actually true and not some really sick joke on us.
…on her website, roseanneworld.com , she storms: “One of the interns who was administering my MySpace page has been fired. He has stolen my private sex tape.
“I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal.”
When I did the interview with Maxim Magazine last year, they asked me what celebrity sex tape would be the ultimate. The one that would let me hang my typing gloves up for good and never visit the site again because there’s never going to be a story as amazing as that one. I was caught off guard and all I could think of was a Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr sex tape called “The Thorns Within the Petals of the Roses” or something like that. That means that if the other person in the Roseanne Sex Tape is Rosie O’Donnell, I’ll have to bid you all a good fuckin’ night for good, because I am a man of my word at least 40 percent of the time.
All I know is the thought of Roseanne getting fucked is about as hot as thinking of my wife getting fucked, which is not very hot at all, but I still want to watch this video over and over again at various speeds to get the full effect. I doubt you’ll be able to see much, considering how far away the camera would have to be to get all of her in the shot and the real tragedy in all this is that it didn’t surface back in the 90s when she was substantially fatter and uglier in the sitcom days, I figure if we’re going to put ourselves through this kind of abuse, we might as well get the full fucking punch to the groin in sheer disgust.
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October 10th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
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