Audrina Does Maxim of the Day
Audrina may be useless, but she still got to get into a bikini for Maxim and not look entirely bad doing it.
Sure she has a weird face and is dumber than shit, but like all Sex Dolls all you need to do is to replace her head with a new one when you save up enough money to buy the better quality one, we get it, you’re on a budget, there’s an economic crisis going on and you don’t have a job so when you had to decide whether to go with the fat body or the busted face you went with the busted face and I think you made the right choice, because you don’t fuck the face, and you can always upgrade the head. Sure she came more defective than you thought, like how my family bought a Thanksgiving Turkey that had no legs, because the second rate, cripple turkeys are cheap as hell and still fuckin’ turkey and that’s better than last year’s baked beans. If you get what I am saying….
So one day soon, after the economic crisis blows over, it won’t be as much of a struggle to believe she’s actually a real person when you attach a string to its mouth to make it look like it’s talking about politics and the economy and like it’s not actually retarded despite looking retarded, while you have one hand manning the string and the other on the big fake tit getting primed for a nice night together, with the curtains drawn, because your mom’s out on a date. You just have to wait it out and deal with the shit, before getting the gold….
October 13th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Ceiling Eyes aka Audrina is a whore,and only looks somewhat decent in these pics,cause they don’t show a close up of her face.
And instead of rubbing all of that oil on her body for a photoshoot,she should ingest it,as she can really use the extra calories.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
I don,t Know Why people keep saying her face is messed up.I guess its because shes prettier than they,ll ever get.
October 14th, 2008 at 2:46 am
Her face is messed up from taking too many loads on it!
October 14th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Funny that she will always rembered as one of the Hills skanky sluts. Getting topless in a swimming pool on TV? Nice one.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:16 am
Sorry. Hydraulic chesticles just doesn’t cut it anymore.