Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant Again of the Day
I was in a pharmacy buying “ointment” the other day and saw this National Enquierer cover that said Jamie Lynn is pregnant again, only a few months after giving birth to her other baby who won the fight with the abortion doctor and as I was about to pick it up some really disgusting fatter than me dude got next to me and started talking to himself about sluts in magazines and how he wants to fuck them all and how he knows they want it. Dude smelled like 6 week old dirty asshole, whore pussy and french fries and as he grunted and drooled over a teen bopper magazine, I decided it was a good time to leave, mainly because it was like lookin in the mirror and I wasn’t in the mood for that horrible reality, but also because the space between the magazine rack wasn’t big enough for the two of us and he conviently rubbed up against me when trying to get through and I didn’t want to smell him for the next few days before I decided to change my shirt…..
The point of this is to say, fuck the critics, teenage pregnancy is hot and you’re never too young to get started and I think it’s fucking amazing that Jamie Lynn is doing what her out of contol, teenage rebelling, very fertile uterus is telling her to do. I figure if she starts now, by the time she hits menopause, she’ll have a whole race of her own, and maybe even Wal Mart will open a outlet center in her backyard. We are all allowed to have dreams, but only some of us actually act on them and make them happen and for that Jamie Lynn Spears deserves some credit.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
She finally found out what she is good at. Good for her.
I want to see her cooter though.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Damn wearing her vag out raw dog style would feel fucking great, but damn someone needs to send her baby’s daddy a box of condoms, tell him to get some head, or something!
October 13th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Hey, the baby looks like K-Fed!
October 14th, 2008 at 2:51 am
Jamie Lynn’s boyfreind should fuck her up the ass or make her swallow.
October 15th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Hey Jamie lets fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!