Audrina Gets Dunked By Ellen in a Bikini of the Day
Daytime television just got a little more Lesbian Pornographic, while Audrina from The Hills showed up to the Ellen show in a bikini, to get dunked for charity, a charity challenge that Ellen came up with that reminds me of the time I tried to start a Blow-Job-A-Thon, where people would give me money depending on the number of blowjobs I could land in a month, that 100 dollars I tricked people to give me was well spent on trying to get those blowjobs, which I wasn’t very successful at doing or the time I went oor to door pretending I was collecting money for sick kids, but instead used it on drinking, but way more lesbian.
The highlight of the video is Ellen awkwardly offering to warm up Audrina, but pulling back on it because the clit boner in her pants would have probably ended up in Audrina’s mouth, and instead Ellen chose the dignified route of keeping her soft-on in her pants, and taking out that sexual frustration on throwing baseballs to get the bitch as wet as she was throwing the balls. It’s all really inappropriate to think that kids watch this shit, like it ain’t a thing. The morals and values they are learning, like that a lesbian can have her own TV show and get girls in bikinis on the show for her own sexual perversions could really fuck shit up, but instead of censoring her like they should, or having her pretend that she likes dick, like Oprah and Rosie before she came out, they just pay her lots of money to keep her lesbian mouth shut so that she doesn’t start some lesbian protest or lesbian campaign about how whatever network she is on is homophobic and I guess that’s a good thing for you Audrina fans….
October 15th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I bet Portia got dildo-raped like crazy after the taping….
October 15th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
She could give me a hand job any day.
October 15th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
It’s a shame Audrina didn’t fall into a big pile of horse shit instead of water.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
“Fernando Narcos Says:
October 15th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I bet Portia got dildo-raped like crazy after the taping….
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And you hungrily backed into your butch’s throbbing hardon. Faggot.