Jennifer Aniston’s Desperate Nipple Cries For a Baby To Suck It of the Day
In case you were wondering, Jennifer Aniston’s nipple is still acting up and not accepting the fact that it will never have a baby of it’s own to feed an is doing everything it can to escape her shirt and find one of her own. I guess the real fear people have about all this is that her expired maternal clock tit is going to take over her rational thought and leave her running around the streets, malls and coffee shop grabbing other people’s babies and shoving her dried up, dusty tit in their mouth, only to upset a lot of people and end up institutionalized. I guess what it all comes down to is that it’s times like these that Jennifer Aniston really regrets having those abortions when she was younger, because she didn’t want motherhood to get in the way of her career….if only you could turn back time Aniston….you know if only you knew what you know now, when you were younger, you know hindsight is 20/20….I don’t know what I’m doing. I need a fucking nap.
October 15th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I’d suck em any day. Call me Jen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Why are her nipples always hard?
October 16th, 2008 at 3:28 am
What a great rack. Jesus. I have been watching. And I was wrong. Sorry. This site is better than ever. But the links are kinda over kill.
October 16th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
mmmmmmama.
October 16th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
You could hang a wet snowsuit on them puppies…