Mischa Barton Does Beer of the Day
If you’re wondering how Mischa Barton keeps her luxurious legs and by luxurious I mean sloppy as fuck, which may have been a sign of wealth in a time of famine and poverty (no, not last week), here’s your answer, Beer. Beer is also the way I keep my appealing figure, and by appealing I mean fat and really only appealing to my neighbor who thinks he was a hot air balloon operator because he is crazy and I remind him of a time when his craft was relevant as he tries to figure out a way to paint a pattern on my stomach and tie a basket to my legs and have me carry him into the sky, which always ends up in me calling the police or filing complaints with my landlord….
October 15th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
You’d think someone with some cash would buy a better beer. Bud sucks.
October 15th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
She could give me a hand job any day.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
what a lightweight…18 beers? That ain’t shit
October 15th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
I wonder if Mischa is into kinky shit like putting beer cans up her ass and beaver?
October 16th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Dear God say isn’t so.. Mischa Barton drinking that crap?? My darling Mischa should be drinking nothing but the finest libations money can buy. She must be buying it for some kids waiting in the parking lot.