Lindsay Lohan Buys What’s Important in Life of the Day
So if you’ve noticed, Lohan and Sam Ronson are pretty fucking skinny, and here is the reason why. Their diet consists of water, chewing gum, lots of cigarettes and some Doritos in case their blood sugar drops, not to mention, they like to keep their money rolled up nice and tight, because I guess it’s easier to shove in their wallet, and by wallet, I obviously mean, their nose.
Maybe Lohan’s just a creature of habit and has really cut the blow, but can’t seem to drop the habbit of rollin’ her bills, but I’d like to say based on her appearance, she hasn’t and the good news is she’s not out trying to hide it by keeping her rolled up money in her purse to pull out in the club bathroom, because I always hated closet case drug addicts, if you’re going to do it, be proud of it, and cut the fuckin’ lines on the table in front of us, and offer it up to the people around you, it’s the only classy way to do things, and we all know Lohan always keeps it classy while fisting vagina.
October 21st, 2008 at 4:31 pm
This stupid twat fancies herself a singer, but she’s smoking 3 packs a day.
Good luck with lung cancer, Blowhan. Couldn’t happen to a more annoying bitch.
October 22nd, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Stupid Skank alert.