Tara Reid’s Hard Nipple Looks Better in Clothes of the Day
Tara Reid has taught me so much out of life. First,i there’s no reason to not treat everyday like it’s a fucking party if you have made stupid money in stupid movies and you don’t really need to work the 9-5 grind like an asshole and instead can spend your life drinking and tanning around the world in a bikini. Second, that if you lose a bet that requires you to get plastic surgery on the dancefloor by some contraband plastic surgeon in a third world country, take the high road and don’t go through with the shit, because your nipples and stomach will suffer. Third, if you are engaged to an MTV VJ who has dreams of having his own talkshow that no one watches, escape when you ca and today she teaches us that wearing a shirt makes you look a fuck of a lot better than wearing a bikini, because your hard nipples aim in the right place and we don’t have to get distracted by the mess of scars we can’t avoid when you are half naked. So I guess she’s not a useless party slut after all, but instead a philosopher changing the way we think at least changing the way we think about her, because these hard nipple pics save those bikini pics….
October 23rd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Tara Reid certainly isn’t aging well.
Despite the fact that she has implants,her titties are sagging like a granny.
All that Tara Reid has taught me,is that having money really can’t buy you good looks…Just a lot of cocaine,and bad publicity.
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Lotta mileage on that girl. And if you see her stomach, you’d swear she squeezed out about 6 kids. And the tits look floppy. The face. Yeech.
It’s like looking at your grandmother.
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I wish my grandmother looked like her, I woudl keep that old broad busy with blowjobs and lots of anal sex, then the Alzheimers could kick in and she wouldn’t know the perverted shit her grandson did to her tara reid looking body.
A dream come true.
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:50 pm
I can’t understand for the life of me why Tara Reid INSISTS on walking around without a bra on. She’s brainless so I guess it’s just too much expecting her to have a little bit of class.
October 24th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
WELL DDDDAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!TARA REID HAS AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT BODY AND COUPLE PF SOME ABSOLUTELY PERFECT BREASTS THAT I WISH THAT I COULD TRY OUT EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE BECAUSE IF I DID I KNOW THAT I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD BECAUSE LIKE I SAID EARLIER TARA REID IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT SHE IS BASICLY THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD PERFECTION……SO AS IF YOU WOULDN’T KNOW I WOULD RATE TARA REID A HUGE 10 out of 10 IF THAT IS WHAT WE WERE DOING SHES SOOOOOO GOT ME WITH A HUGE(AND I DO MEAN HUGE) HARD AS A ROCK HARD-ON RIGHT NOW.SHES EVEN GOT ME STROKING MY COCK A LITTLE RIGHT NOW.
October 24th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
I AGREE 1000% WITH HorneyLohanWanker BECAUSE I WOULD DO THE SAME EXACT THING!!!!