Tila Tequila is Still a Bisexual Party Slut of the Day
Tila Tequila still isn’t tired of being a party slut, I’ve seen her in action and she doesn’t drink when she goes out, she just pretends to be drunk while everyone watches her and her fake tits dance around like a fool, making out with girls and playing it up like the slut that she is. It’s pretty much a total fucking lie and a far stretch from real party sluts who dance on stages with no panties after one too many drinks and ending up passed out at some chachi’s luxury loft with his dick in her mouth, but it’s the Hollywood version of reality because Tila Tequila is a plastic tool that I haven’t quite figured out who is using to make them money, but I do know that she’s not real, she’s just some internet celebrity, who’s managed to not be forgotten like all the other internet celebrities before her, and I’m not complaining because I really don’t give a fuck either way. She’s not hot, she’s just there and I’m usually willing to try to stick things in anything that’s just layin’ around. So I guess that makes her good enough.
October 23rd, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Man this chick needs to stop with the whole BI lie and just do porn.
October 23rd, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Can’t the depression put her out of work and off the teevee?
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:37 pm
This little cunt does nothing for me, and when I say nothing, I mean, when I am whacking off, and I catch a picture of her, my hard on goes to a soft out. How fucking sad is that?
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:54 pm
I agree with Lt Dangle. I think Tila should do porn. To the horny wanker, perhaps picturing which ever Lohan you fantasize about (hopefully the one of age) AND Tila together would help your “soft out”.
October 24th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Tila Tequila might be one of the biggest sluts around,
but you gotta admit,she knows how to market herself.
October 24th, 2008 at 10:05 am
She’d be a great fuck.
October 24th, 2008 at 11:45 am
And by “great” you mean lame…
October 24th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I smell Clamidia….YUM!
October 24th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I simply adore the barechested men in the photos with her. Yummy!