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2008

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am getting some hate over the Jennifer Hudson post, you racists are calling me a racist for saying it’s irresponsible to let an attempted murderer into your home and near your kids and for saying they lived pretty ghetto for being relatives of successful hollywood folk. I was just throwing the idea out there and it doesn’t really reflect race, it could happen to anyone, and it wasn’t meant to discount the horrible nature of the crime or discout how sick or sad it was. I definitely don’t wish that kind of thing on anyone of any ethnicity, not even the Arabs in Iraq that are being shot up daily, and the fact that shit like that can happen in broad daylight in a seemingly civilized, educated, rich country, is insane, so I don’t really get why you hate me over what I said and I also don’t really get why you bothered reading what I said…..

The other issue is how am I a racist, nothing was a reference to her race and for the record I am not even white. The other truth is that my wife got a black dog the other day and I still love it like it was white or beige dog so I think you’re just hating me for being Mexican and you’re the fuckin’ racist.

Also, prior to posting my possibly insensitive recount of the events that possibly ruined Jennifer Hudson’s life, I consulted my wife’s dog since he understands black issues and he gave me a bark of approval before taking a shit on my floor, so I’ll just let you all know, the post was researched and run by my team of consultants before making it on the site, so I’ll just assume that the people emailing me are plain crazy and don’t know what you are talking about.

Sure, I only got 2 emails ripping me apart for my post and I am making a big deal out of nothing, but for someone with no friends, that is a lot of email and that’s why I decided to write about this instead of the white dude I saw getting arrested today for stealing people’s recycling, because bottles and cans can make you a small fortune where I’m from….and I already wrote about the lesbian coffee house girls who were going at each other hard, like they werent in the middle of the street causing a fucking scene, even though they were, so I’m sticking with it depsite my dog telling me I shouldn’t bother interacting with assholes who come across the site and waste their time judgin’ me, because the truth is I don’t really care about what you think and that’s the reason I’m not the one emailing you in this relationship, asshole.

I am also sticking with my whole stepLINKS of the day shit, because it seems to be working….and by working I mean sending you to other sites that are better than mine and worth reading….because I’d hate for you to get stuck here since I am not very good company and definitely a horrible host. I’m the kind of guy who won’t offer you a drink, will leave you in a bathroom with no toilet paper and who would be grabbin’ at your wife in front of your face, so I guess it’s better if you head on over to some of these other people, but I guess you can come back again tomorrow, since I’ll be doing the same shit I’ve been doing the last 4 years, it’s pretty much all I know, which is sad considering I’m not all that good at it, even though you’d think with all that practice would come some improvement, but that’s just not how things work in these parts….

I should probably stop rambling and post the links now. You know what, that’s just what I’ll do.

Because I Know You Need to Start the Week Off Right
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Jennifer Aniston Whoors About Town
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Don’t Forget the Parking Break
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HOlly Madison Clearly Isn’t in the Halloween Spirit in her Girl on Her Period Costume…
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CINDY CRAWFORD IS AMAZING!!!
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Cheryl Tweedy Upskirt
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Cute Puppies Make Bad News Better
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Vanessa Hudgens: Ho Or Housewife?
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Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Birthday
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Urban Touch Down
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Anybody Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takie Practice
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Mila Kunis Ass Flash
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Please No. Please GOD No, Jessica Biel Has Balls?!
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Handi Capped Guy Kicks Kid and Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Because Sex is More Fun When There is Another Person Involved
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Lohan Still Wants Peen
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Body Check Through the Glass
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Obama Versus McCain Dance Off
This is Really Awesome
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Rock Band Homos
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Some JLO Gallery You May Be Into
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there’s No Place Like Home
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Nothing But a Belt
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Lookin’Good Sweetheart
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Rachel Bilson Dressed as a Shitty Hippy But Still Worth a Condomless Fuck and cumshot to her bush…It is the 60s Afterall
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Nichollette Sheridan Walks Down the Stret in Barely Anything At All
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Time to Hang Up the Thong
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Striptease of the Day
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Zoe Duchesne is in Lingerie
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Even Monsters Get the Munchies
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Stadium Molestation
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Because You Need All The Help You Can Get
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Weirdo Weddings
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The 13 Hottest Dead Chicks….
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13 Dead Actresses You’d Have Sex With
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HOT Voyeur VIdeo of Some Israeli Sluts
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Jessica Oils Up
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Insert Silver Spoon Joke Here
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Mischa Barton Gets a Little High
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Father of the Year
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Ball Pit Bar
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Danny Bonaduce is ready to jump in the ring once again, this time against Jose Canseco!
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Jenya in Cold Water
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Prank Your Friends By Changing Your Caller ID
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You Fucked Up My Pussy
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds:

Some Small Tits on a Fat Lookin Chick….
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Body Paint Halloween Costume Throwback
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Looks Like Kim Kardashian Was in Toronto At a Party
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BONUS!!

ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Another Bonus that isn’t a Bonus…

Facebook Allowed me to create a page for the site, so if you read the site and use facebook, become a fan, I figure I can do something with this when there are enough people there….
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