Traci Bingham’s Nipples Brings Out the Trash of the Day
You know you are dealing with a quality chick when she no only brings out the trash and doesn’t get on your ass about doing it for her, but also color coordinates her outfit to the trash can and makes sure that the shirt she is wearing is a revealing as possible. It reminds me of a time I stumbled upon a nudist camp years ago because I heard all about it and wanted to see everyday nudist pussy, but instead got there, only to find 60 year old men standing by a BBQ talking about Golf, because seeing people do everyday things naked or half naked is not always hot, somethings, just don’t translate into being masturbation worthy, because all I can think about is the used condoms, dirty tampons, dog shit, rotting food, and other disgustingness she produced, you know smelling bad and all over her hands, not that she’s the kind of girl who uses condoms, or like that’d stop me from sniffing her trash, but you know this is a shitty photo-op.
I was at Wal Mart earlier today, because they rollback prices, and I saw a 400 pound woman shopping for garbage bags. She put so much thought into the shit that it looked like she was out buying a summer dress or something. She was pulling out the bags and sizing them up against her body and that’s when I realized, that she wasn’t lookin for a place that would fit all the table scraps from her really large meals, but instead, something that she could use for underwear because the store didn’t have any in her size. Sure, I gave her some credit for creativity, but the overall vibe of the experience was pretty disgusting….
Traci Bingham’s not quite as disgusting as the garbage bag woman was, because despite her plastic surgery and stupid tits, she’s not fat and she looks like she knows that just wouldn’t bother wearing panties, if she couldn’t find panties that fit, something that the 400 pound woman’s boyfriend and everyone who knows her’s worst nightmare, becuase the whole plastic bag idea was theirs and was in efforts to mask the smell of her kitchen garabge vagina they’ve been forced to deal with, everytime she walks in the room.
October 27th, 2008 at 4:14 am
are you fucking nuts, who takes out there trash dressed like that. Oh wait this is the same city that allows there celebs to get off of double dui’s by saying sorry or blowing judge. WTF
October 27th, 2008 at 11:26 am
If she’s actually taking out the trash, shouldn’t she stay there with it?
October 27th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Her lips are so full of saline and collegen it looks like someone punched her in the mouth.
October 27th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
man if she puts this much effort on her appearance for taking out the trash, you know shes boring in the fucking sack. “I’m hot so I can just lay there” Fuck you!
October 27th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
mmm she’s hot. these losers sound ugly, balding and fat. its always funny to me how men who dont stand a chance in hell of getting a hot chick, have the MOST to say. LOLOL go jerk off to p—- you’ll never get, you broke basement living losers! hahahaha!
October 27th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Did she really color coordinate her outfit with the trashcan? Really?
October 27th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
ROFLLLLL like people take out the trash dressed like that. she pulls a heidi and spencer and plans staged photo shoots with some paps then splits the costs. pathetic, but she’s a has been
October 28th, 2008 at 12:34 am
She is so hot!!!!!!!!!!! Why does she do such job???????????? It is said she is dating friends on a sports community ==mysportsdate.com=== She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there
October 28th, 2008 at 12:36 am
lolol
I’m baffled by it being so cold when she’s wearing a miniskirt and half-shirt.