Holly Madison Before Hugh Hefner Renovated Her of the Day
My breast loving, like seriously, breast obsessed, possibly because his mother didn’t breast feed him and that is why he prides himself on using over 100 different terms for breasts, probably because he only lost his virginity after making his first million off his site after coining the term Yorkshire Puddings for tits, I know, next level life changing shit, friend over at HollywoodTuna.com, got some exclusive pictures of Holly Madison before she was swept up and renovated by Hugh Hefner, who originally wanted to flip her, because she was run the fuck down, in the seedy part of town, crackheads and aspiring rockstars had been living in her and her pussy stank of piss and shit, but after investing so much money into her, pretty much giving her an Extreme Home Makeover, he figured he’d keep her for a while, and all she had to do was sign a contract pretending to be his girlfriend.
It was a Pretty Woman situation, from whore to high class escort with a permanent client who didn’t make you feel like a whore, because your life was so much more luxurious than the trailer park you came from, put your daily allowance was far more than those other Johns, and you don’t even have to touch his dick, all you have to do is feed his God Complex by lending herself as a , or guinea pig, as he and his doctors and designers, craft the perfect busty, fake blonde, dreamgirl.
That’s what happens when you have fucked tens of thousands of beautiful girls, you get bored and go out doin’ weird shit to broken down pick-up truck lookin’ whores, and I guess the good news for Holly, is that he’s not luring to his home, tying them up and shooting snuff films to get off, but instead giving girls with no hope new beginnings, because she’s a fuckin’ mess in these old pics of her.
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October 28th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club ” wealthyromanceS.Com ” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
October 28th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
I don’t think Holly Madison looks that much different than before,other than she has bigger tit’s,and the best makeup and hairstylists money can buy.
She’s not ugly,but certainly not the best looking woman around.
October 28th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Bitch has crazy eye. If you can see the whites of a chicks eyes without her buggin them out, better avoid her ass, because she will Fatal Attraction you.
October 28th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Pretty.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:14 am
Please tell me again why women get those god-awful boob jobs. Looks misshapen. It would be like having sex with a freak from the circus.