Katy Perry Gets Her Tits Cast for Charity of the Day
So Katy Perry is riding the celebrity wave and decided to do something good with the only thing she’s got going or her and that’s her big fat chick tits. So she got involved with this charity called Keep A Breast, and they pretty much mold titties, get artists to paint them and auction them off on ebay for perverts to tittyfuck, even though it feels like sandpaper and will rip your dick apart, but perverts are determined and don’t fuck around when it comes to getting off in the weirdest ways possible.
I am sure that her tits will sell for a lot of money, because so many people want a piece, except me, because all I see is a talentless fat chick on coke who has far too much fame than she deserves, who has single handedly ruined my teenage girl fantasy by making her catchy fuckin contagious song rape my brain because of all the airtime it got.
The word on the street is that song isn’t the only thing contagious on this girl, so maybe a mold of her tits is better than a her herpes infested real ones. Sure, herpes rarely appear on tits, it’s one of those medical mysteries, and Katy Perry’s career pretty much proves that defying the odds type of miracles really do exist….
October 28th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Katy Perry is quite ugly,so it doesn’t surprise me that she’s a herpes ridden whore.
Cause an ugly chick like her needs to get validation somehow.
And for Katy Perry,that would be fucking anyone who looks her way.
Trust me,it was a casting couch situation for this talentless hag,cause no record exec in their right mind would give her a record deal any other way.
October 29th, 2008 at 10:53 am
@ Candi Apples
When was the last time u got laid? I’m pretty sure u’re an old fat cow noone pay any attention to u, so all this hatress towards her is well excused.
If she’s talentless or not as a singer only time will show. Madonna was damn bitch and provocative at the beginning of her career. Guess where she stands right now…
December 13th, 2009 at 7:09 am
katy is really a hot great asset holder and would love her milk!