I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2008

29

Oct

Katy Perry Dressed Like a Dude for Halloween of the Day

Katy Perry dressed up like Freddie Mercury for her Halloween Birthday Party. It only makes sense that this bitch was born this time of year, I mean considering she’s a fuckin’ devil who manipulated the world through her shitty catchy music, that shit haunts me more than memories of getting raped as a child. She also used to be some kind of Chrisitan, who has Pastors for parents and rebelled by becoming a sinner who promotes experimenting with your sexuality, and I just hope that her and Freddie Mercury have the same fate…..may they both burn in hell for their sins together while singing about doing more than just kissing people of the same sex….

Either way, I think she failed in her costume, she looks more like the weird dude who smells like cum and body odor who works at the sex shop I sometimes go to when I have nothing better to do, who always manages to be really fucking excited to show me the rare obscure fetish magazines that come in, than some homosexual aids infected rockstar, maybe it’s because my sex shop worker can’t get Aids, you know with his masturbation with rubber vagina and sex doll vagina addiction instead of real vagina that leaves him with little disposable income from his 8 dollar an hour salary to hire prosititues….

Speaking of getting raped as a child…or at least I was earlier in the post…listen to this song because I love it….

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