Avril Lavigne Does Halloween With a Tranny Joker of the Day
So Avril Lavigne was dressed like a low budget Geisha. The kind you see at the cash at your local Grocery store on Halloween, because if they dress up, they get an extra dollar an hour, so everyone throws together a costume lazily to get paid.
Her husband finally got the chance to bust out the outfit he wears around the house when no one is home, in a pair of platform shoes an pantyhose, something Avril has learned to accept because it’s hard to find recording artists with her level of success from her hometown Ontario in LA, so she’s pretty much got no choice but to be with him, despite his transgendered tendencies. It’s kinda like how Jewish people are encouraged to date their own kind, only in this case, it’s 2 suburban kids who think they are punk, and not 2 people who think they are the chosen ones.
I like how he added Heath Ledger face and the guitar to really make this costume make no fuckin’ sense, let’s just hope Whitby and Ledger have the same fate.
October 31st, 2008 at 1:50 am
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October 31st, 2008 at 8:36 am
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October 31st, 2008 at 9:17 am
Poor Avril,she must be so embarassed to be married to that douchebag.
Another thing,Derryk Whibley should try to be more original,as half of the world was dressing up as the joker.
It’s bad enough Derryk Whibley is a poser with his career,but at least he could have tried to break the mold with his Halloween costume.
He should have just worn all black,and pretended to be a Morrisey fan,I would have respected that a lot more.
And to Avril,I admire that you did your costume on a
shoe string budget,despite the fact that you are filthy rich.lol
October 31st, 2008 at 3:50 pm
What Candi said. That guy is pure fail.
October 31st, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Not to defend him, but maybe Deryck was performing at a Halloween party, which would explain the guitar?
If they really were cool, they could have gone as the Joker and Harley Quinn (Avril would have scored lots of geek love for that). But considering who they are, they’d probably fuck that up — by “cleverly” having Avril as the Joker and Deryck dressed as Harley.
October 31st, 2008 at 6:02 pm
How does it not make sense? He’s the Joker, from the Dark Knight. There’s a scene where he’s dressed as a nurse. The end. Thanks for making me defend a dickhole.
October 31st, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Ontario is not a town, it’s a province where millions of people live.
November 1st, 2008 at 12:19 am
what a name, DRUNKEN STEPFATHER…
this popped up on my mail so i’m only reading it 4 that reason…
to all you motherfuckers out there, av looks so gr8, none of you shitheads will look half as good if you wear that costume…
November 1st, 2008 at 1:06 am
who posted this?!?ontario, LA?you must been kidding!avril’s from canana,ontario,napanee!by the way, AVRIL ROCKS!it was really creative and please, that geisha costume that she was wearing was given to her in kat-tun when she was in japan for the best damn tour!and its really cool!please also stop slamming deryck!
November 1st, 2008 at 3:44 am
You clearly haven’t seen the Dark Knight, or you’d have recognised the fact that the little gnome is dressed like the Joker in the Hospital scene, in which he is dressed like a nurse. Presumably the guitar is there to remind people that he’s a “RAWWK STAR OMG” so nobody assumes he’s a tranny hooker on business. Really it just makes him look slightly more of a twat than he would without it.
It’s safe to say that Heath’s legs were hotter. As was everything else about him.
Nothing to really say about Avril. She’s showing as much interest in Hallowe’en as she shows her fans/husband/career.