Kendra Wilkinson’s Got Some Short on of the Day
Kendra Wilkinson is the kind of girl who doesn’t need to dress up for Halloween, because every time she leaves her house, she’s in a slutty costume. The only thing that would make any sense as a costume for her would be a snowsuit to cover her slut ass up, or maybe naked with a dildo in her ass to take her slutty behavior up a notch, but I in her defense, not that she needs to rationalize her sluttiness, because we all like sluts, but when you’re a Playmate who worked for Heffner as one of his staged girlfriend for a publicity stunt after he found in some small town and decided to cultivate her into what you see today, like a modern day oil prospector, but instead of the real oil, he goes to the baby oil wrestling championships at local stripclubs to find his pink and blonde gold. So being a slut is kinda all she really knows.
Speaking of Heffner, i thought about going as a poor version of him, you know get my wife and her friends in their plus sized lingerie, while wearing a ratty ass robe and a wifebeater, with a can of beer and a hand rolled cigarette, but figured it’d be lame, even if I took a viagra and walked around with a boner all night, so I’ll just watch people make asses of themselves, rather than being a person making an ass of myself, not that I don’t already do that daily, but you get what I mean….
Either way, I guess Kendra Wilkinson is going as herself before she met Hef, you know when she was just a small town whore, with an abusive husband who beat the fuck out of her, but was smart enough to do it where you couldn’t see the marks, unless she was wearing her stripper outfit, in which case they could always blame the bruises on a pole accident.
November 1st, 2008 at 8:36 pm
What’s with the blood stain on Kendra’s top?
Did she do too much coke?
Love the pic of a smiling Busta Rhymes with his arm around Kendra Wilkinson.
He’s smiling,cause he knows Kendra will spread her legs for him.
November 1st, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Another thing,in the first pic of Kendra Wilkinson,it looks like she has a dick! lol
Ew.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Um…. that’s her snatch. You’ve obviously never seen one. Girls legs don’t meet together at the top, they have a vagina in between. That’s how small her shorts are. Now go find you some for yourself!