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Mischa Barton is Getting Fat in Tight Jeans of the Day

Like a bored housewife, depressed about where her life has gone and how her fairy tale wedding and dreams of a prosperous, happy, romanticized life didn’t really work out for her, trying to squeeze into her wedding dress to commit suicide in, not being able to fit one leg past where her waist once was, because she had given up long before actually deciding to end the pain that tuesday morning while the unappreciative kids are at school and the detached husband who resents her for not being the girl he married is at work, making the whole scene all that more sad to watch through binoculars from the next door window, you know with the whole breaking down and not following through with her earlier plan, because killing yourself next to your dress just doesn’t have the same dramatic effect she was aiming for, to have at least one thing you’d read in a classic love story happen to her in her life, Mischa Barton and her recent weight gain are fighting with her jeans….because I guess food and booze is the only substance that can distract her for her dying career….and here are the pics.

12 Responses to “Mischa Barton is Getting Fat in Tight Jeans of the Day”

  1. Juan Prada Says:

    Dude,

    I don’t know what that fuck is the problem with your eyes. I failed to see in the pictures the overweight you are ranting about.

    I would suggest you stop fucking with her self steam. Then again, the decision is yours.

    Sankukai

  2. Greg Says:

    I always thought she was too damn skinny. Now, I think she looks great. I don’t know what the hell you’re looking at.

  3. Candi Apples Says:

    Holy shit,Mischa Barton is sporting some major
    thunder thighs!

    And she ain’t foolin us,with her diet Coke and salad,
    as it’s apparent that she’s bingin at home on bon bon’s
    and ice cream.

    What Mischa Barton needs to do is go on the coke diet,
    and give herself a much needed makeover.

    This hippy look of hers is hideous,especially that daisy headpiece she is sporting.

  4. michael Says:

    your sense of humor is almost embarassingly funny (meaning: you’re funny but I”m embarassed that i read you, let alone laugh out loud at your posts)

    however, your ones about people being fat are retarded, if you think she is fat b/c she’s gained 10pounds.

  5. Upskt Celebs Says:

    Everyone’s body changes a bit. Besides, she actually looks the same as she did on the OC. Maybe it’s time we accept her for who she is, not for what we want her to be (I ripped that line off of the Cosby Show).

  6. Lily Says:

    fuck you

  7. Missy Says:

    To be fair they’re not great jeans, but personally I think she looks pretty damn hot

  8. James Says:

    Not one ass shot? Come on man.

  9. zztop Says:

    why are you people saying she looks good? yeeeeeeech..author is correct…she looks to have “given up”. She’ll be selling sleep number mattresses in 5 more years.

  10. johnson Says:

    i’d hit’er in the shitter

  11. Jordan Says:

    She looks pretty sexy to me. I’d tell her to wear a tight gaping blouse with those jeans though.
    -Sexy girl!

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