Avril Lavigne was pulled on stage at a Metal Skool show. From what I understand, they have a weekly gig where they play 80s rock, pretty much mockin’ it and joking around about it, and sometimes celebrities head out there because the only other thing going on on a Sunday night is DJ AM’s LAX party, and no one wants to put themselves through that pain.

So the guys of the band figured Avril Lavigne would know the song “I Love Rock and Roll” and it turns out she didn’t, so while trying to grind up on him while drunk, because she’s hungry for dick after marrying that little man from Sum 41, she fucked up the timing of the chorus, then screeched her way through it, sounding like shit, torturing everyone there and proving that unless she’s singing Shania Twain songs in a studio after months of vocal training, or suburban pop where she channels attitude from living the suburban life and spending her Saturday’s at the mall, and weeknights driving around aimlessly, she’s got no fuckin’ business holding a mic, unless that mic is your dick, in which case, it’s not actually a mic at all…..but more of a sad little worm no one wants to play with.

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3 Responses to “Avril Lavigne is Drunk of the Day”

1. yawn Says:
   November 5th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

   she’s still hot =)

2. Zavaleta Says:
   July 18th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

   Thanks for this post!

   I really appreciated it! ^^

3. Muzzy Says:
   January 11th, 2010 at 6:03 pm

   Thanks for this great post..
   What do you think about M?zik Dinle

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