Audrina and Her Big Fake Tits of the Day

I guess The Hills are still on. I was convinced that because Heidi Montag was for McCain, Obama would have been smart enough to say if he wins he will abolish that bullshit show, up until today, I thought that was the only reason he won, but it turns out the bullshit is still being produced and these regular people who are hired to act, but can’t act, further making the show seem contrived and orchestrated, but for some reason people still fuckin’ watch it. I hope it’s because of the entertainment value of seeing big ol’ fake titties making fools of themselves in some really bad, tedious joke, because otherwise, despite Obama’s win, I still have no fuckin’ hope for America.
Other than that, Audrina’s got a good body, and deserves some credit where credit is due, because being skinny and having fake tits is really the American Dream, I am falling asleep as I type this so I should probably just stop. Audrina, drinking and not sleeping have that effect on me, they work their way into my core, and paralyze me…..






November 7th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Ceiling Eyes aka Audrina has a great bod,but a fucked up face.
I can’t get over her lazy eye.
November 8th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Love her. She is HOT. i JUST viewed her newest videos on a celeb site ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O
M^^ ^^^^ . she looks very sexy on the pics. Not sure if she is looking for rich guys over there.
November 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Soooo desperate and soooooo untalented.
November 10th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
The bigger they get…the more likely I am to watch that shit.(I’m lying)
…But I do wanna tag her shit just to see those puppies bounce.
November 10th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Nothing a brown paper bag can’t fix
November 11th, 2008 at 1:42 am
Damn, she’s kind of too skinny.