Scarlett Johansson Does Wizard Magazine of the Day
I never heard of Wizard magazine but I have a feeling that having a subscription to the shit is pretty much a passport to an underground realm in the kingdom of loser that assures you and everyone you know that you will never reproduce biologically, because you will remain a virgin, despite marrying your computer and an RPG character and all efforts you’ve made to redefine the word virginity in the Dictionary by writing strongly worded letters to the president of Myriam Webster about how you are technically not a virgin because you’ve had cybersex with a webcam girl you paid once and the whole thing was embarrassing because you prematurely ejaculated because you were so shy, and that will keep your socially awkward genetic lineage in your pants and not in the pants of a poor unsuspecting girl who you wish would think you’re a good enough guy even though you’re totally not the usual guy she goes after, you know you’re more complex, with your medieval swords in the basement and your own language you invented on weekend for you and your online friend in Istanbul to communicate in chat rooms without other people knowing what you’re saying…..but she doesn’t know you exist, because no one knows you exist and the people who do know you exist, pretend you didn’t exist because watching you is depressing…
Either way, Scarlett Johansson got involved and brought her tits to the magazine and I am sure there was a massive orgasm in basement apartments around the world the second they finished cutting out the picture of her in geek costume and stapling it to their pillow, the previously housed pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and some Hentai bitch with huge tits….
November 12th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
not being a smartass or anything, you referenced that you had never heard of wizard not a problem, it is a fan boy mag, with the latest news from the comic book world. so Juggy Johansson, must be in a new hero movie. keep up the good work.
November 12th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
What do people see in this short fat out of shape chick ?
Looks like she fell out of a 1940s mens magazine
November 13th, 2008 at 12:18 am
i agree with gina.. and scarjo has a lazy eye going on in this pic.
November 13th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Whoa i didn’t notice it before her eyes are a bit off aren’t they, as for Gina’s remark, well hell, we’re men give us some T&A with some plush and we are happy, i mean if we wanted skinny, ripped, and full of gristle, we would date guys, or Kate Moss. sorry we are basically pigs. oink oink!