Christina Aguilera Rocks The Economic Crisis of the Day
I read this article on Christina Aguilera drinking 35,000 dollar snifters of cognac with Martha Stewart and I am a little concerned because maybe this bitch has lost her fucking mind not because she is giving all of us who can’t afford our mortgages on a 35,000 dollar house because we just lost our job a big fuck you, but because she’s hanging with Martha Stewart.
Then I came across this article about how the economy is fuckin’ her like Martha Stewart wants to…..
Back in the summer of 2007, pop star mommy Christina Aguilera and her music executive huzband Jordan Bratman forked over $11,500,000 for the Beverly Hills mansion of addled rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and his extremely ambitious wifey Sharon.
That left Missus Dirrty with an extra house in the Hollywood Hills where she had been living since April of 2003 when she paid around five million big ones to buy a 5,411 square foot Steve Hermann designed residence on Devlin Drive.
In April of 2008, not long after Mister and Missus Dirrty moved into the old Osbourne mansion on Doheny Road, she listed the 4 bedroom and 7 bathroom Bird Street nest for $7,995,000. We’ve heard through the gossip grapevine that several celebs and their mostly superflouus entourages have toodled up the hill for a walk around. However, no big name or deep pocketed person has bit the big bullet
So, like so many other high end sellers with lavish properties languishing on the market, Miss Dirrty and her property purveyor rather wisely hauled out the price chopping machete and hacked the asking price by a gigantic one million clams bringing the asking price all the way down to $6,995,000. Our bejeweled abacus tells us is more than 12% lower than the original asking price. Wow.
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If you didn’t read the article, it says that she lives in a 11.5 million dollars house and owns a 8 million dollar house that is on the market and in hopes of selling it, has adjusted the price to the state of the market by making it more affordable for people, but cutting the price down to 7 million dollars, so all the haters can fuck off, because Aguilera is feeling the burn from the economy too, she’s just a victim of a predator like Martha Stewart, who is running some serious game on Aguilera, knowing that she married a man only a lesbian would marry, in hopes of reliving some of her prison rape experiences with young, Mexican, Cuban, Puerto Rican or whatever spic she is, pussy, just like the Juanita she was married to in prison…..
Here are some more pics of her tits…..
November 18th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Man, that spic comment was kinda funny.
November 18th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
I’m still confused.
she bought Ozzy’s old house for 11.5 Million on Doheny Rd.
she had lived at a house on Devlin St. since 03′ and paid 5 million for it.
now she has a house on Bird St. for sale and dropped the asking price from 7.9 million to 6.9 million.
that’s 3 different addresses. Or the article is messed up.
are they trying to say she paid 11.5 Million for Ozzy’s old diggs and now because of the market it listed for 6.9 million
or are they saying she is selling her old diggs for 6.9 million and she only paid 5 million for them in 03′ ?
If that’s the case , she is still looking at one helluva profit, paid 5 and is looking for 6.9.
I don’t see how anyone could feel sorry for her.
November 19th, 2008 at 7:53 am
I feel sorry for me, because my dick is not wedged into her cervix.
November 19th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.
November 19th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
go fuck yourself w the spic comments dude!
November 19th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
bbb- the writer is mexican
HorneyLohanWanker- wedging anything into a cervix would be excruciating for both participants.
thecrutch- i dont get it either
November 19th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
She’s still a decent singer. And a whack job too.
But I’ll bet she’s so wacky that now that she has the kid, her husband doesn’t get sex any more. She just gives off that vibe.