Kim Kardashian Is Fat and Photoshopped of the Day
There are a group of people out there who just don’t get it. They are mainstream, conventional and suburban. I came across one of those drones the other day and they were familiar with this site. They felt it was a great opportunity to tell me what I do isn’t legitimate, honest, honorable, or whatever other word they used, because I stopped listening. They asked me if I’d rather have my daughter marry a doctor, lawyer or accountant and I told him I didn’t have a daughter, but wouldn’t give a shit who she married just as long as she let me watch her give birth, because seeing a baby come out of a pussy, even my daughter’s pussy is like porn to me….
I was just trying to get the dude to fuck off, because I don’t really give a fuck what he thinks is legitimate, or whether he thinks what I write about is sleazy, useless drivel or porn, because it works for me. I get to sit on my ass all day, pretend I am busy, barely make enough money to pay for my server and if there is money left over, I can just drink more and not have to ask my wife to borrow shit, making her think I am dependent on her, but still remain enough of a hurtbag to not take any responsibility for myself or the family by paying for rent, food or utilities, because I just tell my wife I am working towards something, even though I am pretending and every day, the site is closer to dying, whether it is because of paparazzi agency lawsuits, FBI issued complaints from haters or not making the server fees cuz traffic is dying fast and companies don’t want to advertise…..or just my laziness….alcoholism or inability to make anything work….
But before I go, I decided I needed a purpose, something substantial, to really have next to my name in Wikipedia even though I tried to create a Wikipedia page about myself and shit got deleted, even though Perez Hilton and every other site have a Wikipedia page. I figured if I was the guy who outted something, or broke some story or even invented something, or brought something to light, then I would be legitimate, and not some hack with a really shitty computer. So that something I chose is to prove that Kim Kardashian is fat.
Now, I know it shouldn’t take that much work because shit is fucking obvious, so obvious my retarded neighbor who has the brain capacity of a 9 year old knows she’s fat, so it should be easy and easy works for me. I mean every girl I’ve ever bagged has been easy, every challenge I’ve put myself against has been easy, except for the time I wanted to walk 2 miles up hill because I didn’t have money for a bus and thougth I was going to die, but other than that, the only challenging thing I do is not drink myself to death.
So, I made the right choice in topic of study, because I don’t have much of an attention span, but I do know that every time I call this whore a pig, or fat, or disgusting, or claim she needs to work out, or get her stomach stapled like she was DJ AM or Roseanne, or Carnie Wilson, I get at least 3 emails, which is alot of me, telling me that the girls I like look like little boys, that Kim’s got some meat in all the right places and that she’s the hottest thing ever, and I just write back telling them that she’s just a product of photoshop, smoke and mirrors and you’re all getting fucked by the media.
She’s no natural beauty, she’s busted even with the plastic surgery she’s had and beyond her looks, she’s got nothing to offer the world, but leeching behavior that pretty much mocks the human race every day. There’s nothing hot about her, and the truth is that she’s overweight and in my new calling/ life work, in hopes to legitimize myself for Jewish judgemental, suburbanites trying to make their mom’s proud, who I really don’t care about, but the story fit into this post because it did happen yesterday, I came across a photoshop retouching company and guess who their portfolio guinea pig is Kardashian, probably because anyone who has seen a raw photo of her, know the work of a master needs to come in to make it worth lookin’ at…..and I ripped off their pics to prove my point that this bitch is a fucking cow, so stop emailing me about how she isn’t.
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November 18th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.
November 18th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
wow look i know your gay but lets get this straight. every straight dude thinks kim kardashian is fine as fuck! that ass is almost perfect. that ain’t fat, thats what an ass should look like. only Vida Guerra has a better ass. kim has great tits as well. I know you like anorexic skinny no assed bitches but Real men Like ass on women…you fag!
November 18th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
listen you stupid biacthes… kim azz is fake thats why it looks good .. fake azzes are plastic molded before they are inserted, Vidas azz is fake also .. go look at some real black girls bootes and you will see none of these non black girls have real booties and black girls have always had them NOW the white , asian , latin and all others want to have booty,, years ago you couldnt pay them to have a booty or to try and shake their booties but now they copy black girls and sexing all the black men they can and they know black men like bootys so they pay for what they werent blessed with.. they are jusr pitifully jealous of the black gitl lips and butts! you dont like it get at me at uneejah@aol.com
November 18th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
wow212 and z Says, will you both kindly shut the fuck up and suck a dick? Those of us who have jobs and run this country want a girl we can actually talk to in the morning. Kim Snatchdashian is a retarded attention whore and a Z-list celebrity toilet. Keira Knightley may be skinny, but you can take her out in public. I wouldn’t be seen with that Armenian jizz-dumpster at Church’s Fried Chicken.
And on another note, I hope that someone breaks into the millionaire spammer’s house, ass-rapes his mother, then burns down the house around her. The cool part is that he only does it after running in, pretending to want to save her, then taking a shit on her face. Seriously. Burn in hell. I’m sick of your goddamned spamming and I wish evil and death and cancer and murder on your families, you fucking pieces of shit.
November 18th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Umm.
The photoshop effects after only add lighting and bronzing effects.
She looks excellent in every before picture.
Especially the green dress.
This Post = FAIL.
Only shows that she is beautiful before any photoshopping.
November 18th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
bozo goop.. i wish disease and aids on your black dic8 suc8ing mom and your anal stretching father ,, i dont wish death on nobody b ut i wish you would pass out with three big black 11 inch black organs in your mouth… you bad bitc8 grt at me at my email at uneejah@aol.com im Z fool and your mother is on my back door list!
November 18th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
dude youre a douche complete and utter douche who cares if theyre fake as a guy we dont so keep ur gay shes fake bla bla whiny crybaby bitchy shit yeah let the real guys out there do thier thing what a bunch of lil bitches
November 18th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
I HATE THIS HOE[[W/ A PASSION]
November 18th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
bitc9 a real man wants a real woman only a fake azz fag8ot azz hag wants fake plastic boobs i hope they bus tin your mouth you lil pu**y hag.. who gives a shyt if you like that fake butt implanted Kim you can like her all you want but unless you got a big one like Reggie get the hell on puny bison face! dont like it get at me im Z the one and only and i will let you come my way to work it out trick! uneejah@aol.com
November 18th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
She is fat, really really fat.
Ripples in the stomach area.
You dudes complaining above would do your dog if it’s ass was big enough.
Yeeech.
November 18th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
ruff – You are SUCH a man.
ROTFLMAO !!!!
Biotch.
November 18th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
liar please its a certain kind of azz bitc8 black men love round curvy azzes not flat butt implated stick your butt out fake butts .. ans you talk about dogs ugh i think your race is the ones who screw animals thank you! you welcome!
November 18th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
The best part – she claims to be 120 lbs. Fatass and a liar.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
orange she is a liar and a fake and a dud on a sex tape with an annying voice , that big ole butt was no where in sight a few years back because they had a pic of her and Ray j a while ago and her butt was flat , i cant believe these idiots think her butt is real .. you dont have butt like that unless you have the thighs to go with all black folks know that.. look at delicious on flavor flav now she has a real black girl booty. Kim just got a fkae one cause she sexes black men and she knows they like big butts and we all know white men like fake plastic booties but black men want real butts not fake ones wake up Reggie!
November 18th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
ok not every girl who has a nice ass has a fake ass…you fucking retards!!!!!…people can actually naturally look good…and in case you didnt notice black women aren’t the only women in the world who have nice bodies…other races have ass to you know……LOL get the fuck over it…and look at her face …who gives a fuck about her ass..her face is the most beautiful face ive ever seen …and i know alot of people agree…maybe you and other women use their ass to make up for their face..LOLLLLLLLLLLLL pathetic….
November 18th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I’m not a fan of her but I will admit the only thing done to the pictures are lightening and bronzing and they’ve made her upper arms a little slimmer…. the picture where she’s in the black has the most done to it in terms of slimming but you can still clearly see she’s not fat. The slimmest person can look unflattering at a certain angle and the way her arm is resting against her body when she’s in the black does cause some spreading. However saying she’s fat is an BIG overstatement. –Being waifishly thin isn’t attractive to everyone, the woman who you may consider to be pretty are more then likely airbrushed as well. It’s what’s done in that industry, nobody’s pics from a shoot go compeletly unairbrushed…Having curves does NOT make someone fat, not everyone thinks the body of a prepubescent teenage boy is what’s hot. I’m tired of people thinking curvy means fat. Just cause fat chicks like to say they’re curvy these days doesn’t mean it’s true. Kim Kardashian isn’t my favorite person in the world (damn her for bagging Reggie Bush lol) but I’ll admit she’s curvy–some of her outfits are unflattering so ithey make her look like she’s toeing the line to fat on occasion. But she’s still got a coke bottle shape that’s curvy is and that’s what a REAL woman should look like. And quite frankly if I looked like the ribs showing, tooth pick leg having, no booty or tittie having girls that the people calling her fat prefer I’d promptly find a tub of lard and eat that shit straight all the while praying I grew some hips an ass and some titties!
November 19th, 2008 at 12:16 am
You guys who think she’s hot, I’ll say that if you’re a horny guy, every chick looks hot. Well, she is decidedly average, but she’s rich enough that she can dress herself up and spend enough time working out to look cute, as long as you don’t check under the hood.
All I know is that in paparazzi photos of her, her ass looks like cottage cheese (check out yesterday’s bikini pic).
To those who think this is what women look like. Sure, if your taste run towards fat chicks. But seriously, I don’t get what the appeal of this attention whore is. She’s fat and vacuous. Of course, that’s perfect for a lot of guys…
November 19th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Ok fake name BOB SMITH…LOLLLLLLLL more like a jealous ugly girl…
November 19th, 2008 at 1:58 am
she is a hot gal. i love her big sista though
November 19th, 2008 at 1:59 am
i would hit that six times a day!!!
November 19th, 2008 at 2:07 am
stop being haters black people.. am black too but sistas act weird. too much drama and very greedy. atleast she has some money and she is very generous with her money.sistas and brothas are very greedy. very self centered people. its about them.when they go out to eat, they can barely leave a descent tip on the table..$2.00 on a $100 tub!! thats stupid of them especially when there was nothing wrong with the service or food. they always looking for ways to get free food.look at those hoodrants in the real house wives of Atlanta. they act so stupid..nothing wrong with kim and i can’t wait for her to get married to Reggie!!!stop hating and get a damn life.
November 19th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Kim can sit on my face any day of the week and twice on sunday.
November 19th, 2008 at 6:26 am
I like her fat
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November 19th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
How many times does kim have to say that her ass is real! She’s said it enough times why does no one believe her and she’s not fat either she’s curvy and proud and thats how she should be.
I say go Kim you curvalicious babe, you’ve got it licked!!!
November 19th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Yeah Z, all the chicks I know want to get with no job, saggy pants wearing, non educated, zero future unless selling drugs is a future losers like you. Seriously, they all tell me they do not care about anything other then “sexing” guys like you. I am so envious of you!
November 19th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
ok first of all @JOhn.. no damn body said black girls are the only ones with azz but black girls are the only ones with azzes like this fake butt kim went and got.. i dont give a damn about what she says i saw pictures of here before and she didnt have that azz or course idiot she has aazz you have one everybody has one but im talking about that round cury shelf butt only in the black race and damn sure not in the armanina race.. plus do you effing think she will say oh yeah i have a fake butt pleas get the fuc8 outts here with that cornball crap you like so what i dont thats my damn business!
November 19th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
daxter.. listen idiot azz first of all i am a woman and funny all the same type of black dudes you say with the saggy pants and uneducated all them have white women so what the fuc8 you spitting dumbazz plus i know i alot of white boys just the same way you said bitc8 so dont come with that stereotyping crap you dumb hoe theres a lot of intelligent blsck guys and whats it to you anyway one stole your skank azz white hoe!?????
November 19th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
everytime you see kim’s ole lying fake butt lousy sex tape making non rhythmn suppossedly real lbutt and a fool can see its fake self i know she lying always saying that hat they always take a pic of my butt well bitc* you always have your implanted butt to the camera sure sign of a fake butt if it was so real you wouldnt have to turn it to camera all the time like oh ok i just got these plastic boobs everybody look at me get the fuc8 outta here, hell believe what you want who gives a fuc8 i know its fake and i dont even know the bitc8 now! all i know is real men love real women!
November 19th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
i dont know about you bitc*es but i know i dont want no fake pen*s in the bed so why the hell would i come with fake plastic boobs and fake implanted butt gtfoh .. be real with yours you stupid idiots thats not a good look … if i was a man dont lie to me a bout a fake butt what the hell else are you lying about.. plus the broad had her nose, and lips done too so it aint like she a real beauty to begin with ..plastic surgery pleaseeeee gtfoh!!!!!!! some of those black brazalian models look beeter than any of these tramps like hodashian like that black model in Robin Thicke’s video jessica white or something like that beautiful girl with those real exotic dark girl features and no fake butts!
November 19th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
that hodashian was on dancing with the stars and made a fool of her non dancuing self big ole fake butt and cant shake it well that goes to show you if it was real it would have moved on its own you stupid mf’s act like she cant get no butt implant please thats the new thing for white women butt implants or that brazilian butt lift were they transfer fat into the butt to make it bigger dont act like you stupid??????????????????
November 19th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Look at the photos again, what they’ve done is keep her head the same size, but shrink the body down so her arms and legs don’t look so fat.
As to her having a fake ass, if she was smart, she claimed she had a fat ass. A sane person would not admit that ass was real.
Average looking for sure.
November 20th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Bob Smith.. i saw her picture up on MTO a couple years back and her azz was a little more than flat now its a shelf azz… gimma a break that is a fake butt whether its booty shots or implant it is not real, and if she wants to lie about it that says something about her plus she thinks its cute thats why she turns it to the camera all the time > Now i have nothing against it because if it was reral and i was a man it would be nice because i would love a butt rather than a falt one but my thing is shr lies!
November 20th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
dean says.. look at those trailer trash rathoes on rock of love and those fake gold diggers on house wives of orange county same thing different color …golddiggers come in all colors… so remember that not just the wives of Atlanta.. plus they got dating sites were white look only for rich men … can you say golddigger!!
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