Eva Longoria Has an Spanx Upskirt of the Day
Here is a picture of Eva Longoria telling the world that she’s a fuckin’ sloppy bitch, who needs smoke and mirrors to look the way she does, and those smoke and mirrors are a pair of fucking spanx she borrowed from Oprah. I guess since marriage she’s had one too many enchiladas, fajitas, tacos and burritos and her shitty Mexican genetic code is catching up with her, and you know that the second those things come off her ass drops, her stomach pops out and she looks like a little troll who rolls cigars in her armpit for a living in her poncho and sombrero. Spanx are just that magical, until you get the bitch home and half naked and have to deal with all that she’s been hiding in them….because we all know that there’s nothing sexier than sliding your hand down the front of some girls really tight undershorts before having her awkwardly take them off in front of you after a party, only for you to be left with the sad truth of what you just got yourself into…..
No spanx….Eva Longoria….No Spanx….
Get it, I just played on the word Spanx and Thanks, and that was pretty lame of me to even think up, if I had shame, I’d be embarrassed right now…
November 19th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Really?
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
I’m being serious when I ask this… my wife watches the Hopeless Housewives or whatever it’s called and Eva Longoria looked pregnant. Is she pregnant?
November 20th, 2008 at 2:08 am
You know how I feel about girls that don’t wear thongs and who ruin a good upskirt. Consider yourself black listed from my site biaaaaaaaaatch!