Doutzen Kroes is a Monster of the Day
Doutzen Kroes is one of the newer Victoria’s Secret Angels. She’s been modeling for a little while, has some decent campaigns and I’ve never heard of her. The reason I am posting these pictures is because I have an issue with models. They look good in pictures, but the second I am next to one, and not humping their leg like a dog showing it’s dominance, I feel like I am the dainty one. It’s like I go up to their tits, their shoulders are broader than my 300 pound body and they look like someone you’d want to bet on in a bar pudding wrestling match, or at least someone you’d call to help you move. They look like they are someone you’d want to get with, but the second you slide their Shaq-sized pump on, you realize that you’re dealing with a fuckin’ monster and there’s pretty much no way out….Either way, she brought her big ol’ body that looks good because it is proportionate when she’s with other big tall skinny monsters or alone, but the second you throw a normal sized person in their, you’ll realize you’re dealing with something that looks more like THIS , than something out of a porn movie….a very weird porn movie that you’re wearing women’s shoes in….
Either way, here are her pics…..
And I guess she’s engaged because it looks like she’s bragging and I hate when girls think we give a fuck that they are engaged, or that they are so happy, living the fucking life, one much better than we’re living, or even that she was living was back home in the Netherlands before Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and recruited her to wear their lingerie and show her the good life….Fuck you Doutzen and your stupid name….
November 20th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I saw she posted a personal blog on —-MillionaireLoving. C O M—-, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
November 21st, 2008 at 6:01 am
Jesus, when have you been next to a hot model? My guess is ZERO.
BTW huhe do you have the videos to share? Didn’t think so. Don’t post shit unless you can back it up?
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:20 am
Erm.. you never seen her in person I gues?
She’s a very nice person and pretty down to earth.
That you are a migget doesn’t mean she is a giant..
Try be a bit serious and find some more info about her.
It’s a dutch model who is climbing to the top of modelling and fashionwalk, but still talks to everyone in her neighbourhood where she’s born.
Cry somewhere else if you can’t get close to them.