Rob Pattinson Eyebrows Exclusive of the Day
I know you don’t give a shit about this guy, but someone sent in this email and since he’s a hot item right now, decided I’d post it. Sure he doesn’t have tits, but he probably gets a lot of tits, becaue this Twilight shit is fuckin’ crazy. I know 18 year old girls who have told me it has changed their lives, have told me they have masturbated reading it, and by default, that makes this Rob Pattinson a heart throb, but with eyebrows liek that, he looks more like he’s got a hipster’s pussy on his head, because hipsters think it’s cool and artistic to no shave their pussies…
Anyway, I got this email along with the pic….
i have a funny picture for you of robert pattinson
i hung out with him in portland a bunch when he was filming
yeah, not so cute
Right….I am sure the second you saw him in the bar and found out what he was doing there and who he was, you didn’t care about his fucking eyebrows, but instead jumped on his dick, but now that he’s not returning your calls, because every girl in the world is trying to get on his dick, he doesn’t have time to return his calls from the slut in Portland who to him seemed so long ago, but to you, it’s the highlight of your fucking life. I could be wrong. It happens, but I do appreciate the pic and I’d never wrong you like he did baby….
Oh, and the fact that the only exclusives I get are of some guy I’ve never heard of because I don’t like vampire movies or little wizard kid movies and his eyebrows, depresses the fuck out of me. Where’s the Lohan sex tape, or the Spencer Pratt getting fisted by Montag video….Come on people..Get it together…
November 21st, 2008 at 2:53 pm
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November 21st, 2008 at 4:57 pm
wanky eyebrows or not, he is still totally hot & completely do-able to me…personally, i wouldnt care if he worked at the local coffee shop. judging from his interviews he seems to have a fantastic personality & seems like an intelligent, funny, sweet, modest kind of guy.
November 21st, 2008 at 9:05 pm
He just needs some maintenance. I totally agree on the personality thing. Seems like a great guy. A great guy who needs a little waxy waxy every couple of weeks.
November 22nd, 2008 at 5:48 am
Don’t wax the brows!!!!! For the love of God!!! NOOOOOO!!!! I’m SICK of those fukkin’ smooth wax jobs on the eyebrows. Tx Pats.
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:33 pm
rpattz is fucking gorgeous, bbs. fer christssake he’s British, we all know that they dont wax for NO ONE!
in less vulgar news, yeah i agree he seems like just a humble guy with a great personality.
and in case you were wondering, i would love to jump his dick.
thank you and goodnight!
November 23rd, 2008 at 7:14 am
i need to know the girl who sent these.
im from portland.
id buy those fucking pictures of him.
he’s so hot.
November 23rd, 2008 at 9:52 am
I’d still hit it
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
Yeh, me too, but still!
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