Beyonce Was Fat at the AMA’s of the Day
Being the most relevant site on the internet that nobody reads, I had the pleasure of not being invited to the AMAs. I did watch them at my neighbor’s house on HD and it was as bad as I expected it to be. I mean for as long as I can remember, it’s always been this piece of shit award show, pretty much the lowest quality award show, not that any award show is really quality, but this Dick Clark production always offended me for being an industry jerk off fest, but it never offended me as much as it did last night, because they allowed Beyonce on stage in her leotard in HD.
Sure, they had a strobe light to diffuse the affect of her disgustingness, and sure she was in a bunch of pairs of Spanx, and sure she had some support pantyhose on to act like cheese cloth holding in the cottage cheese, but I still saw a lot more shakin’ than I wanted to and if she had to make an acceptance speech for having the privilege to make ABC the least wholesome and family oriented than it has ever been by doing a dance number she stole from an above 40 year old mom’s aerobic class back in ‘89, she probably would have thanked a few too many fried chicken meals, Rihanna for giving her a new hunger and a desperate need to compete even if it is a battle she will not win, she’s still holdin’ on like an old athlete refusing to retire and a delusion that she’s had by constant re-affirmation that she’s hot and obviously the lord and savior Jesus Christ for watching over her, but that’s just a black thang.
Good morning, welcome to my site on the beginning of this glorious American Thanksgiving week.
BONUS – Beyonce Performing in Pictures…Because the Video Wasn’t Fat Enough…
Bonus – Rihanna’s Performance, because she won, no matter how hard Beyonce tried….
November 24th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
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November 24th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
BOTH THESE WHORES MUSIC IS COMPLETE SHIT NOISE…FUCK OFF BITCHES!!
November 24th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Beyonce dancing is RETARDED! She is OVER!!!
November 25th, 2008 at 10:50 am
WTF?! You’re insane and you clearly have no concept of what true talent is. Beyonce is a GENIOUS! Yes, GENIOUS! No other female in the music biz can touch her. The majority of the time, she writes, arranges and produces her own music. She absolutely slaughters every performance. No one can compete with her when it comes to performing. Rihanna is a puppet and a poser … a very pretty one, albeit. Her performance was so unbelievably lame. She did exactly what she always does … sing/pose … sing/pose. What gives her credibility is her killer fashion sense and her above average singing voice. But, has she written, arranged or produced anything? No, because puppets can’t do that. She’s more of a cash cow in a pretty package than a talent. Beyonce has what none of her contemporaries have and that is the promise of LONGEVITY. She is an icon and she will be around long after your tired website is kaput.
Here you are contradicting yourself (more proof that you’re an ill-informed moron):
Your rant on the AMA’s: “I mean for as long as I can remember, it’s always been this piece of shit award show, pretty much the lowest quality award show, not that any award show is really quality, but this Dick Clark production always offended me for being an industry jerk off fest …â€
Your caption for Rhianna’s performance clip: “Rihanna’s Performance, because she won, no matter how hard Beyonce tried….â€
OK, so the fact that she “won†at an “industry jerk off fest†doesn’t really mean she won at all, does it?
November 25th, 2008 at 11:49 am
What a pair! Thunder Thighs & the Wicked Bitch! These two are just a start
of the crap that went on the other night… Who needs to have these self-
serving Awards shows, all they do is MAKE ME SICK!
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November 25th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
You hate women thats pretty plain to see that Women dances he ass off and fat you momma has more fat on her top lip say it to beys face if you dare. And Rihnanna is so put together she wont be around this time in three years
November 25th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Beyonce is talented but she be a big ass ho. She be fat.
November 25th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Hey Nikki,
It’s “Genius”.
I don’t consider screaming, moving fat thunder thighs and a round ass around like it’s a beat up hill billy truck to be talent……. and the fact that you posted such a long whiny comment on a website like this thinking people are here to read your shit just shows you’re just as much a GENIOUS as her.
or worse cos you don’t make as much/she ain’t paying you a penny for yr pr
November 25th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
What a sad state the music industry is in. The AMA’S totally love black artists. It all sounds the same and it all sucks. Why cant we see a singer without 10 gay dancers in the background?? No wonder I listen to trance on XM radio. Barf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 26th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
i bet nikkilove is fat…
November 27th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
all you white bitches is crazy they fine you skinny hoes ugly hate white folks
November 30th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
you guys are just all fucking stupid….I wondered across this site looking for something else and I found this load of shit and found it amusing that the people here are going on and on in the most idiotic manner. First off beyonce does have talent. And second…yes Rihanna is good but her fashion sense is what keeps her around. She makes one wrong move and she will be put out like yesterdays trash. And as far as AMA loving black artists. It is because they have soul that no other race can touch you moron.
March 19th, 2009 at 9:55 am
the best!!!