Beyonce’s Hairy Armpits of the Day
Beyonce’s been too busy competing with Rihanna to take care of the little things in life like hygeiene. When looking at the neglect she’s given to her pits, I am reminded of this hairy little troll of a girl I used to bang. It didn’t end well, but for the week that we dated, I did everything I could to get her to just shave her fucking armpits. I used to tease her and tell her that Richard Nixon’s not in fucking office, we’re not protesting a war and trying our best to be as liberated as we can by having unprotected sex with strangers, but we shoudl be, so the only excuse for this hippie bullshit is laziness. I even brought her a razor on our third date and that’s pretty much when the dating ended, I guess I wasn’t so discreet about my disgust, but trying to find her vagina hole was like a fucking South American safari adventure through the fuckin’ Amazon, only instead of dealing with getting attacked by deadly snakes and tribes peopel, I was forced to deal with a hairy mess with a rancid smell of dead fish, and really wasn’t surprised considering the condition of her arm pits.
That said, a girls arm pit condition is the window to her vagina maintenence and Beyonce’s pussy is obviously the real reason Jay-Z’s moved onto Rihanna.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:59 pm
I can just imagine what that Beyonce pootang looks like especially that 1 inch strip of airfield! Greggo
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:05 pm
New York Times reported that her profiles were found on the famous millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^. It is amazing!
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Yikes, can her owner shave that cunt down. Yeti!
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
This comes around every few months. Poor girl is on the record as having ingrowing hair problems, not unknown with her type of hair, so yeah she avoids shaving everything down real smooth.
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm
she’s a big fuggin beast, the bruthas can have her, and i wish that she would just go away