Paris Hilton’s Push Up Bra Magic of the Day
The single Paris Hilton is really out on the prowl, you know with wearing latex every chance she gets, trying to convince us that she’s this outrageous fuck, but like every slut who dresses like she’s in some kind fetish club chained to a fucking wall getting gang raped, she’s just fronting for the laziness that we’ve all seen and know, because she’s the kind of girl who loves herself so much, that she thinks just being present while getting slammed is enough fucking effort in making the sex a good experience. The truth is, a lot of people have taken her on a ride, but just because she’s got herpes, doesn’t mean she knew what she was doing when getting it, like this dumb bitch I know who got drunk and let her first boyfriend go down on her when he had a coldsore, not realizing that coldsores are fucking herpes and can scab your shit up and was now tainted and still a fucking virgin and who didn’t get it by being strapped to a fucking wall getting gang raped, like a real sexual liberated deviant who earned her herpes would.
Either way, she’s really got some skills in making her tits look bigger than they actually are and I guess that should count for something, even if that something is trickery that pisses me the fuck off because I like knowing what I am getting myself into, even if it’s in my imagination, because I’d never fuck Paris Hilton, mainly because she’d never fuck me, but also because it’d end up being a story that inspires an episode of CSI, because I hate her and hate fucking usually ends up in a crime scene, and I’d just plead self defense, cuz that pussy is a biological weapon.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:56 pm
We all know Paris has no tits and she gives a crappy blowjob! CAN WE JUST LET HER FADE AWAY! Sorry Jesus for my rant-hope all is well, Greggo
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:02 pm
To my surprise,I found she posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I would accept the herpes from her with those red, red lips.
December 3rd, 2008 at 5:11 pm
I’m surprised no one recognizes the busty Paris as her look-a-like they used in The Simple Life. Notice how her face is slightly different however she may have the herpe as well. BTW- Do you really think Paris has herpes women have been known to use it the same way some wear a fake weding ring to keep men away. There wouldn’t be a sssingle guy hang around her if she really did have herpes , what would be the point, noooot worth the risk.
July 18th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Thanks for this post!
I really appreciated it! ^^