Dasha Astafieva, Hef’s New Girfriend/ Employee Taking Off her Panties at an Event of the Day
Here’s the girl who was reported to being Hef’s new love interest, the one who broke up his union with the three other whores, because their 5 year contract had expired and he needed a new poster girl for the brand, or whatever the fuck the thinking behind the insanity that is Hef and his Playboy empire, that really isn’t insanity at all, unless you consider old fucks fucking insane, I just find it funny, like the time I jerked off using a soft wrinked cold dead bed sheet.
There’s no real science behind this shit, he finds whores willing to get naked and decides to date them, because it’s better than the other women at the old folks community, he pays them off, they perform for him and his business and it’s all a write off on his taxes as a business expense, which is a lot less expensive than real life relationships.
They went to an event recently, she took off her panties in her see-through dress, which is fitting considering what she does for her livlihood and despite it being hot in theory, I’d hate to have my wife doing this kind of shit out in public, but that’s just because no one deserves to see the disgusting mess that is her underwear…..The good news is that my wife has mobility issues and taking off her panties is a lot more challenging for her than for regular girls, pretty much explaining why her underwear is so disgusting.
I do remember convincing a girl I was out partying with to take off her underwear in the middle of a club once, it wasn’t to give me easy access, it was just to see if the power of persuasion worked and it did and it did, but just not really in my favor, because within a minute of her doing it, she must have felt like a slut because next thing I knew, she was making out with every random guy, flashing them her pussy and everything I wanted, proving that no matter what you do, some other asshole benefits more than you do from your work.
Either way, here’s Dasha Astafieva working for us to benefit.
December 16th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
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December 16th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
THE FIRST REPLYER IS A FAGGOT AROUND THE INTERNET STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT LAME ASS DATING SERVICE FOR MILLIONAIRES 4 ALREADY MARRIED COUPLES DUMBASS. HEF’S NEW ATTENTION WHORE HAS A BIG FOREHEAD FOR CUMSHOTS.IN 1997 GH SOAPSTAR WITH FAKE TITS KELLY MONACO SUCKED HEF DICK TO GET IN PLAYBOY
December 16th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Hef is Hef, has been so for more than fifty years: Getting laid but the best, most beautiful and—though previously unknown and doubted by many— the brightest women out there.
These ladies know that they’re going to be dicked some time in their life, by age eighteen, most if not all of them have traveled that road and one or two of them actually liked it. Hef offers them a small ransom to go out in (an oxymoron) public and do outrageous things, then remain ready when he’s in the mood to finger their bits or lick their hidden assets, now and again he’ll be able to rise to the occasion and shake his tip in their bits for a about a minute or two.
Comparatively, these ladies may have a younger nicer smelling jack hammer yet have to work to help maintain the bills, an alternative and perhaps a win is that they could make out with Hef, get paid big many dollars, live like a concubine should live for two to five years, then leave with a enough money to never have to work again and have their pick of any guy since, their pictures has made them famous, if not infamous and every horny bastard out there want to sniff their bums after they pass gas. So who is exploiting whom, Hef, or his girlfriends?
December 16th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
this bitch is nasty
hef should be ashamed
kendra never did that
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December 17th, 2008 at 11:58 am
HaHa!!
What’s OLD and WRINKLED and SMELLS LIKE DASHA…
December 17th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
baby got back
December 17th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Hef is just the man, whats he care, but I bet even he sometimes looks at these chicks and just goes WTF
December 19th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
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December 19th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
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December 19th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
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