Ellen and Britney Spears Go Caroling of the Day
Ellen and Britney went out to celebrate Ellen’s lesbian Christmas by going door to door harassing people. When I first read the email subject of “Ellen and Britney got Caroling” I thought I was going to click into some dirty video of them going down on some chick named Carol, or maybe Caroling is some lesbian term for fisting because fisting was perfected by some chick named Carol, but that’s just because Ellen is like the lesbian den mother who recruits and takes care of the newly admitted starlets to the lesbian ward, but I was wrong, they just went to people houses, sang and danced and acted a fool and the only thing of value in all this is when Ellen and Britney do the slutty Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer dance for some old dude. I know Ellen and Britney knocking at my door randomly is the first sceen of the porno I have written about them in my head, just minutes before Rosie shows up with some junk food to fuel or minute and a half of passion, because I don’t last under those really hot circumstances, but I guess this guy wasn’t as good at closing the deal as I am (in my fantasy).
This segment of the Ellen show should bring some joy to your cold, lonley life. Grinch. Especially when Britney can’t sing but does giggles when she says “the lord has cum” because she knows all about that shit, she is a mother of 2, or maybe when she scarfs down a cookie knowing that’s the shit that ruined her going back in her. Slut.
Here’s Part 1
Here’s Part 2
December 16th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Why did the 50 year old non-singing lesbian have a better voice than the pop star??
December 16th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Ellen Degenerate is licking Britney’s cunt these days?
Well she’s so ugly it appears that’s as close she gets to sex hah.
December 17th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Aretha Franklin or a wreath? LMAO!!!
…I wish Britney and Ellen would come to my house!!!! I’d be sure to get pictures and autographs galore! They’re both awesome!
December 17th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
where do you even start here, yeh I wish they’d show up at my house too, Ellen is every thing Tom Cruise is trying to get Katie to be, ie I know your a chick but seriously lets just dress you up as a guy, ya know cus I uhh think that looks cool. Britney is actually a chick I would fuck, she’s half nuts and smokes and drinks, I figure I can bull shit her old man into liking me if I can get my mom to help out, she’s pretty hot and I assume will do freaky things if I ask her nicely or threat to put the pictures of me and sis on her facebook page, either way nothing says christmas like fucking some used up slut and making her sing christmas carols into a dykes vagina while your Mom’s in the other room sucking some old dudes cock. It’s Christmas with Brittney Bitch!!
July 18th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Thanks for this post!
I really appreciated it! ^^