Lily Allen is Topless on the Beach of the Day
Lily Allen brought her cankles and really thick lower body out to the beach and figured it’d be a good idea to show the world her uneven tits her baby will never suck on, because she ended it’s life with a big ol’ vaccuum cleaner, because the guy who knocked her up peaced the fuck out after realizing that if she looks this sloppy at 22, imagine what hell the future holds for him, not to mention her drinking, smoking and drug use, woulda probably made the fucker some kind of retard, and no one needs that guilt of institutionalizing it hanging over their head all their life, so I guess it all works out in the end….except for Lily Allen, who’s all alone, because no one really cares about how she feels about this whole thing, especially when we already know what her tits and body look like, and it’s safe to say you’d feel really disappointed if you had picked her up before she was famous and was working as a receptionist behind a desk somewhere, only to go meet for the date to discover she’s fat chick from the waist down…
The only amazing thing in this picture is how good a job she did of stuffing her unborn fetus back inside her to feel like she’s still a mother-to-be and not a murderer and not having it’s little fetus arm or leg or head poking out into her bikini bottom.
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December 23rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Her boobs are too small for her body! They should be at least another cup size bigger…to make up for those thighs at least!
December 23rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
i just jizzed in my pants.
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
I would eat her butthole. She looks thick in the bottom. Niiiiice. Of course this spic Jesus or whatever the fuck this drunkin stepcunt is called, is only into niggers. His taste is in his ass
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:27 pm
English cow. But one with small teats. Her milk output must be poor.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
How does she manage to be a cow from the belly butthole down? Fuck, I really thought she was skinny now.
December 24th, 2008 at 12:47 am
I wish American celebrities were more open to being nude in public as British celebrities are.
December 24th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
My thighs are actually of a smaller diameter than her lower legs, absolutely disgusting.
Good celeb legs would be Gwen Stefani or Pornstar Jill Kelly. Lily Allen is a hideous douchebag and is the visual equivalent of battery acid.
December 27th, 2008 at 1:55 am
i love lily allen…just not naked.
December 28th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Wow. Hate much?
December 29th, 2008 at 12:52 am
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