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Katy Perry is a Pig in a Bikini of the Day

Anyone who thinks this pig has a hot body, is probably stupid enough to buy her fucking records or download her tunes off iTunes, and thanks to you, you made her rich and famous, because when I look at this shit, and I mean actual fucking feces, of a girl, I have no choice but to wonder what is wrong with our world to let this happen. Seriously, when I found out about genocide and dying Aids babies and corrupt government, and companies ripping us off, and the economic crisis and innocent people getting raped and murdered and all the wars that have gone down and pretty much everything else inhumane that is actually totally human about the world, I wasn’t even close to as shocked as I am seeing these pictures of her and being forced to remind myself that she’s one of the biggest things in music today, even though her songs rape me every fucking day and her bikini top looks like it’s a New Orleans Levi before right around the time Katrina hit, seriously, if she drops that top and those DD’s can kill a small child or Verne Troyer if they were standing next to her. It’s too bad she can’t take some of that loose titty skin and put it in her bikini bottoms, cuz her ass is as useless as her….

That said, I’d totally fuck her without a condom because everything I’ve fucked to date has looked a lot worse than this and I guess that says a lot about me and why I hate my fucking life…so here is Katy Perry in my hometown of Mexico.

32 Responses to “Katy Perry is a Pig in a Bikini of the Day”

  1. donavan Says:

    personally i would tear that shit up

  2. MEGADOUCHE Says:

    I must be old. I have no idea who this bitch is. And I don’t care. Just another useless bitch who wants my money. She’s alright to fuck, no doubt. Otherwise, of no use to me. Sorry.

  3. Liz Says:

    I think you got serious issues, she isn’t a pig..the only pig here is you.
    She looks pale but a side from that she looks okay.

    I agree her music sucks but so do you so stfu you damn mexican.

  4. Jaclyn Says:

    WTF are you talking about, Jesus??

    And yes, I’m stupid enough to download her songs off of itunes, I love her! I think she’s hot. I wouldn’t mind kissing her. :)

  5. Melvin Says:

    You are freakin’ nuts – she’s cute and has a nice bod.

  6. heya Says:

    she is hot dude

  7. donavan Says:

    yea man donavan would definetly date that bitch

  8. iwould Says:

    I am not stupid enough to buy her awful music but she looks pretty good to me.

  9. Frothy Afterbirth Says:

    I still haven’t heard any of her songs but she’s way doable by my standards. And yes she does have a hot body so I guess I am a piggy chaser!

  10. donavan Says:

    donavan wants to see those tittays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. John Donut Says:

    I fail to see where is the fat, and so does my penis.

  12. wtf Says:

    donavan did you seriously just refer to yourself in third person? fucking weirdo. ugh her short bangs make her look half retarded. i think shes trying to make a statement saying hey guys i cut these myself with safety scissors…

  13. Jaclyn Says:

    Didn’t she once say she was a DD?? There’s NO WAY she’s a DD.

  14. NoCredibility Says:

    You lose your credibility when you call this a pig. Not FHM airbrush hot but certainly no pig. Your writing is starting to become forced funny, maybe YOU need a vacation in Mexico

  15. Danny Ocean Says:

    only a hmom spic like you would call her a pig…i’d fuck her in front of my wife, my mother, my wifes mother, my wifes laywer and God herself

  16. fuckstik Says:

    I fantasize that she is dying and my semen contained the only cure . Only after being incubated in her rectum could the medicine be swallowed orally and cure her . She would beg me to allow her to coax my hot gluey load from its lair in my hairyballs and deposit it deep in her transverse colon . She would grimace and bite a pillow as I reamed her lil puckered shitpipe and I would grunt and ejaculate my milky dick snot in her prim aperture . She would crouch and pooch out her lil distended asshole and my seed would poop out into her lil pretty hands which she would greedily smear into her mouth and eyes and I would be lauded a hero .

  17. fuckstik Says:

    Beg for my jizm

  18. donavan Says:

    man, donavan cant stop masturbating to those pictures. POST SOME TITTY SHOTS!! ITS GONNA HAPPEN EVENTUALLY!

  19. HardOn Says:

    The only fat I see on her are those juicy tits of hers. I’d fill all three of her holes up.

  20. Uncle Joe Mccarthy Says:

    she cant sing worth shite…but she has a smokin bod

  21. lol Says:

    totes gonna jerk off later

  22. Greggo Says:

    Jesus-for a change I have to agree and disagree with you! Her music does nothing for me except to fantasize about Katy kissing a naked girl while she masturbates.And thanks for the photos, because Katy is pretty damn hot! Greggo

  23. Greggo Says:

    Jesus-for a change I have to agree and disagree with you! Her music does nothing for me except to fantasize about Katy kissing a naked girl while she masturbates.Greggo

  24. HorneyLohanWanker Says:

    I nominate Fuckstik as the best post of 2008.

  25. donavan Says:

    man donavan cant stop blowing loads over these pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Kenny Says:

    Man you are fucking nuts to call this chick a pig !! Rosie O’Donnell is a pig, This bitch is hot !! I would beat that pussy to death !!

  27. RaabHimself Says:

    Um, you must be gay.

  28. edna calkins rice Says:

    bastardfactory.com

  29. Daddy Says:

    Music is trash.
    Face is trash.
    Body is pretty good.

  30. django Says:

    A pig?
    Are you serious?
    Upon further examination, I can literally find NOTHING wrong with her body.

  31. Shawn Says:

    DUDE!!!!!!That bitch is FINE!!!!!I would love to hit that.

  32. MEGADOUCHE Says:

    Fags!

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