Salma Hayek Smokes Unlit Cigarettes in Front of Her Kid of the Day
So Salma Hayek smokes unlit cigarettes outside when she pushes her baby in a stroller, or pretends to cuz the cameras are there and doesn’t want to look like a mexican treating a motherfucker like a mexican, and I have a feeling this is going to be big news on those shitty tabloid shows that pollute your TV at 7 pm, more than unlit cigarettes pollute little babies. I seriously hated the dramatic performances that health addict hypocrites would make everytime I lit up in a non-smoking section, before they changed the fucking law because they health addict hypocrites don’t shut the fuck up, like you used to fuck up my meals. But the truth is that the air in NYC or LA is worse that the air of an unsmoked cigaretter 5 feet away from a kid, the pesticides in foods, and the vaccines that cause autism, also worse than an unlit cigarette. A molesting uncle, a bitter divorce, a broken home, even a public school education or a mother who pumps too much money into its hand to avoid having to spend time with it, is also worse than an unlit cigarette, polluted water is also worse than unlit cigarettes, so stop being fucking pussies. When I was this kid’s age I was fucking smoking already, and when I wasn’t, I was in vans and other closed window places with people who were smoking, and nothing happened to me. And the important thing is to remember what this kid did to Hayek’s body, and how he ruined the sloppy shit she had going for her, by making it more sloppy and deserves a to die or at least suffer a little, maybe with some pediatric cancer…..and I make that joke okay by saying I donated 2 dollars to the Kid’s Wish Foundation at the pharmacy earlier today. I have a cardboard star to prove it.
December 29th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I thought this was odd too, since she isn’t a smoker, but then I noticed that she isn’t smoking — she’s just holding an unlit cigarette. Not sure why she would do that, but meh…
December 29th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Cuz she is catering to my fetish, beaner bitch that she is.
Wish I had a mono-brow fetish to go with it!
December 29th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
You fucking redneck-I bet you’re that father or uncle that gets off on kiddy porn. I wouldn’t be surprised if you get off fantasizing about eating your daughter’s pussy out after she’s whored herself to your cousins and brothers.
And learn how to fucking write, trailer trash!
Your truly,
Your stanky inbred mother and sister
December 29th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
So tired of this shit. My parents chain smoked unfiltered Pall Mall’s my entire childhood and there is nothing like going on a 4000 mile (one-way) road trip with them TWICE where they would never once even crack a window. Not to mention the fact my mom chain smoked those same Pall Mall’s through all three of her pregnancies and guess what, we survived. People need to seriously shut the fk up about this.
December 29th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
To Drunken Stepfather: I realize that you’re writing for entertainments sake, but it’s still had to tell where that ends and reality begins. Either way, I’d suggest you do some research on vaccines, air, water, etc. before making claims like you did.
Postmark: Why would you say she’s not a smoker? I don’t know much about Salma Hayek, but unless she’s said specifically she’s not, there’s no reason to think otherwise. There are lots of celebrities who smoke but are very good at hiding their habit from the paparazzi. This seems like proof that she is a smoker, unless there is some weird reason she decided to hold an unlit cigarette up.
Disturbed: Your whole paragraph was ignorant. I think it’s a parents choice to smoke in front of their kids, and it is. It’s not illegal. However, there is proof that parents such as yours tend to have children who smoke as teenagers and adults, and there is proof that it is dreadfully unhealthy. It isn’t any worse, however, than the parents that feed their children fast food every day or allow TV at all hours their home. Those things are just as bad as smoking, they’re just more socially acceptable for whatever reason. But that doesn’t mean the child is fine in any sense. You lived? Well, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a claim that smoking during pregnancy kills the child–you just tend to have an unhealthier child. So you’re not proving anything by being alive right now. People can do whatever they want with their children, but they’re more likely to have unhealthy children.
December 29th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Fuck you bitch, the best sex I ever had was with this pregnant hooker who smoked while she took it up the ass. God, that was so very good.
December 29th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
This is something I did to help me quit when I first got preg. It worked for the stress. Just take some drags from an unlit smoke. Maybe she wanted a damn smoke. Leave her alone she isnt smoking. I agree with drunken stepfather that there are many other things we should worry about but people should not smoke around kids. Puffing an unlit one is okay!
December 30th, 2008 at 2:58 am
You got that right, disturbed. We most be siblings. My parents smoked on our godafwul road trips with the wndows hermetically sealed, and I hated it. I also survived.
If cigarette haters were really thinking, they’d look beyond their own noses literally, and see how the pollytishuns is dicking them up the ass left and right. Cigs might not seem so bad then.
December 30th, 2008 at 3:23 am
She’s a bigtime smoker. It’s one of the reasons that Edward Norton broke up with her, the can’t stand smoking and she wouldn’t quit..
There’s plenty of other photo’s around if you look–
And it’s unlit because she got caught.. she saw the camera’s and didn’t light up.
December 30th, 2008 at 8:32 am
If you all seem to be offended by what this guy writes and how he chooses to express himself why do you continue to read the site? Some of the things that are said are relatively intelligent but presented in a way that you’re not used to so you condemn it because its different then what is in your comfort zone. Go the fuck outside and do something instead of talking shit to someone who doesn’t care about your opinion.
December 30th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Ok Enough with does she smoke or not,first of all even if she were smoking around her child that is on her it her business and she would be the one that had to live with it if what she did around her child caused her child harm in anyway healt wise or mental wise or even physically.But come on People use your head and look closely at these pictures if she were indeed busted by the paparrazzis,then How come she is not trying to hide from the camera(in fact she is Posing more & more)Sorry to take away the scandal You all long for but these pics are no proof of anything except that she was posing and flirting with the camera afterall she has done modeling and she is an actress.Not just that havent you people heard technology has advanced so much that a picture no longer proves anythying the only way one can be certain that a picture is actually totally authentic is if they are the photographer & I know The paparazzis would never admit to photoshopping pics,But We All know for a fact they do just that Because How many times have you seen a picture with a nice juicy little story& knew that it was Bs Or thought OMG if they expect Us to fall for this crap,They must really think of us as stupid people.(Then again who knows maybe I am the only one who sees that everything the news reports anything broadcasted or published,Is not fact of actuall events and accountings,Its what The Government is allowing us to hear or see)Another words We hear & see whatever it is they want us to believe & believe you me the last thing they are intrested in is Giving us the truth.No I am Not one of those paranoid people who think the Government has some conspiracy Theory Going On.I just listen watch and use my mind to figure out what is real & What is not.
& Sorry To dissappoint those of you who Havent done your homework,But Drunkenstepfather,I applaud you being brave enough to state the truth About real issues & Concerns such as the vaccines causing Autism (There are so many facts out now believe me I should know rather or not there is since my son all the sudden went from healthy very inteligent independent & advanced For his age To having Autism believe me I knew that something was changing Him & I even voiced early on that I thought it might have something to do with his immunization shots,But the drs and everyone else tried really hard to make sure That I never uncovered that,They Lost & I won yes my fight took me what seemed like an eternity,but when someone or alot of someones is Covering & try to keep these well hidden secret discoveraries from ever being uncovered Then you have to work even harder to Uncover the truth.Ya know people asked me Once I finally Got justice and it became public knowledge,that THE Vaccines(Immunization shots )Was the only factor in my son becomming autistic & If I was ever angry & Wondered Why God Would chose my son to do this to & I say this Now For the whole world To hear No & I thank God that it was my son & am so Thankful that through my faith in God & His word that I was able to make it through all the way to the end & Prove That The immuniuzation shots that the government and schools were requring our children to Have at all cost no matter what Caused my son Who was on record as being a medical miracle & First The healthiest baby ever.(TO elaborate he had not even the slightest touch of jaundice and I was informed that all babies were born with a slight case of jaundice)Well my son did not even have a hint of jaundice He maintained his body temperature immediately & Ya know how usually when you have a baby they spend more time in the nursery with the nurses & other babies then they do in the room with you Well I have the video to prove My son was only in the nursery long enough to hAve all the test and be cleaned other then that he stayed in the hospital room with me my mom thought that was strange & she voiced it that is why The dr.s and all kinds of specialist came and talked to me & tell me how it was very wonderful But My son was definately the first case they had ever seen where a baby was born with all vitals and fluids and plateletts and cells being perfect Blood sugar EVERYTHING.Kinda weird they asked me if I had done anything special during my pregnany I just simply said well honestly I was told a year before that I would never experience the joy of having a baby & I did not find out I was pregnant till I was 5 months So I WAS SCARED & I PRAYED TO GOD THAT HE LET ME HAVE MY BABY AND THAT AS LONG AS MY BABY LIVED THAT I WOULD LOVE IT AND DO EVERYTHING FOR IT EVEN IF MY child was not able to walk or see or be handicap in anyway that My child would never be a burden & I would never let them feel inadequta or inferior & that I would make sure they knew Everyday that They were trully Heavens special child & the biggest gift & honor i could have ever recieved.Lots of you might not care about what I have said here But if more people were still like this and relying on God Then maybe we wouldnt have kids dieing from drugs or babies having babies & all the murder,Maybe just maybe if we read something that shocked us instead of passing judgement on and gossiping we Prayed for them and their sins and prayed for god to have Mercy on them and show them a better way just maybe Good would prevail & once again we could live in a world filled with Morals & Good ole christian faith,YA KNOW So many People say God Turned his back on us & that is the reason for all, the evil,But that is not true.Mankind turned their backs on God & Was ashamed of their faith.WELL I AM NOT ASHAMED OF MY FAITH OR MY ALMIGHTY GOD & I WILL SPREAD HIS WORD AND PRAISE HIM FOR HE NEVER LET ME DOWN & HE TRUSTED ME WITH A GIFT MYCHILDREN & I KNOW WITH AS MY GUIDE MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER SUFFER!!! & I pray that people read this & see That all this articles we read about people messing up We shouldnt bash them and exile them we should lift them up in prayer To God,DONT EVER FORGET GOD KNEW WE WERE SINNERS THAT IS WHY HE GAVE HIS SON FOR OUR SINS JESUS DIED ON THE CROSS & THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE AND ASK HIM TO COME INTO OUR LIVES & OUR HEARTS.WELL I DONT KNOW HOW ANYONE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH A DAY IN THIS WORLD IF THEY ARENT WALKING WITH FAITH IN GOD,IF I DID NOT HAVE MY FAITH I WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO FACE THE BATTLES I HAVE FACED THE TRIALS I HAVE BEEN THROUGH OR THE ABILITY TO KEEP REMINDING MYSELF THAT WHATEVER HE ASK OF ME I CAN DO & MY GOD NEVER GIVES ME WHAT HE KNOWS I CAN NOT HANDLE.WHAT THAT MEANS TO ME THROUGH MY DAUGHTERS CANCER MY BELIEVING THAT GOD WOULD NEVER GIVE ME MORE THEN I COULD HANDLE ALLOWED ME TO NEVER DOUBT FOR EVEN A MINUTE RATHER THE TREATMENT WOULD WORK AND MADE ME STRONG WHICH GAVE MY DAUGHTER FAITH AND DETERMINATION TRULLY GOD IS GREAT….MY DAughter is living cancer free
December 30th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Smoking a bit in front of kids can be damaging… but usually not. Smoke exposure is pretty fucken minimal these days compared to 40-30 years ago where you could smoke in the hospital, on planes, absolutely fucking everywhere and no one thought about it. People are just plain wusses these days. For fuck sakes, everything gives you cancer, breathing in the air gives you cancer, deal with it.
I know girls that have done lines and lines of coke and popped pcp and their babies are fucken fine. People just worry too much. Yes these girl’s babies COULD HAVE been pretty fucked in the head, but it’s all chance… and it really depends on how often, how much and genetics.
Sandra: No one gives a fuck. You really didn’t have to write a page. Plus, YOU SHOULD BE THANKING DOCTORS NOT GOD YOU ASSHOLE. Hey, I’m living cancer free too, I smoke a lot too. You know what I’m thanking: marijuana. Because it’s been proven to kill cancer cells, not Jesus. XD
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