Beyonce’s Fat Ass in a Bikini for New Years Eve of the Day
If you’re wondering why Jay Z cheated on Beyonce with Rihanna inspiring her “if I was a boy” song, here’s your answer…She’s got a pretty shitty body. Now, for those of you who like thick women, don’t get mad at me, because even she knows that Popeye Chicken lifetime supply sponsorship from 5 years ago was a bad idea, otherwise she wouldn’t be swimming in her fucking dress and prancing around with something covering her dumpy ass, like the fat teenage girls in my high school did when we had an activity day at the water park and they insisted on wearing their T-Shirts. Their reasoning was to protect their fragile pasty white skin from the sun it never saw because they were too busy spending the summer inside eating, but we all knew they were just trying to avoid the shame from our pointing, laughing and disgust.
Sure, the only rippling my body has going for it is when I jump and shit jiggles, but I’m not the one getting paparazzi pictures taken of me, so maybe this bitch should try out an eating disorder in 2009, despite the low blood sugar fits of rage, the possible heart failure and the weakness and discomfort, it could be good for her marriage and more importantly, in her quest to take on Rihanna in the fight for her husband’s penis and the public’s acceptance.
Bonus – here she is getting a tan, even though I already thought she had one of those….
January 1st, 2009 at 1:44 am
SPF 50 slathered on my fat fingers slide two up her lil stinging shithole lick em girl slide my fat veiny dick in her tight lil shitbox gaper delay , stovepipe the lil stingin butthole cutie
January 1st, 2009 at 1:47 am
I love a big ass woman, call me a stereo type, Frank Frazetta and Serpieri drew all their women with more to love, to this day I can’t stand skinny ass Ethiopian bitches, give me voluptuous ladies any time.
January 1st, 2009 at 1:48 am
fuckstik has mad skills
January 1st, 2009 at 2:11 am
big ole jiggly bumpy ass spread her cheeks and tongue her lil puckered honey pot spread her ass and mount the big ole girl . Let her fat ass cheeks nestle into yer crotch as you maul her fat veiny sweater burgers from behind , titflesh bulging out between yer fingers , funk from her pussyasshole rising to yer nostrils , slobber in her ear and flood her fat pussy with yer milky tribute , big ole hot smooth skin pussyfunk jigglin sack a woman
January 1st, 2009 at 2:14 am
look at her cute lil belly jigglin and imagine all the sperm yer gonna put in there , big ole sweet fat mama
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:42 am
Really, you should not be advocating ANYONE getting an eating disorder and she really looks hot lately…
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:48 am
i love fuckstic! …but not in a gay way. nice poetry dude!
January 18th, 2010 at 9:26 am
shame on all of you frigen male PIGS!