Eddie Murphy Entertains White Chicks in Bikinis for New Years Eve of the Day
So Eddie Murphy’s busted out his guitar on what looks like his yacht for a couple of white girls who probably feel like they’ve won the lottery because Eddie Murphy chose them out of a line of prostitutes to be his vacation buddies. All they have to do is laugh at his jokes and make him feel like he’s still in his funny prime, before all those Nutty Professor and Meet the Krumps bullshits came out. Nothing wrong with using your money to make friends and alienate pussy, I’m pretty sure I’d be doin’ the fuckin same, instead, I am planning my New Years Eve night to involve drinking this 40 of vodka in hopes of passing out alone before midnight, because tonight is the most over-rated party night of the year and I’d rather save myself for tomorrow when all the cunts who went out tonight will be at home hungover and crying about how shitty their night was despite all the high hopes we had.
If I had a TV, I’d be ringing in the New Year with you Ryan Seacrest because we are soulmates I’d love to murder-suicide in a fit of passion. True story…
and here’s a closer look at the girls and their asses…
December 31st, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Given Murphy’s tastes, how much do you want to bet some of those woman aren’t women?
December 31st, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Shoot that nigger… thinks he can touch white women?
Boy needs to be hanged.
January 1st, 2009 at 1:33 am
Throatfuck Dick Clark and hi nuh yuhrs rikkn iv .
January 1st, 2009 at 1:41 am
White, yellow, red, brownish black, who gives a fuck, I have a dick and it needs a fucking tart, who gives a flying gorilla sodomozing that cunt Kodos, what color she is.
January 1st, 2009 at 3:31 am
Murphy’s douchiness has nothing to do with race. He is just an asshole who likes trannys and washed up singers.
January 1st, 2009 at 10:10 am
I bet those trannies have feet that Eddie Murphy worships.
January 1st, 2009 at 11:32 am
those two white whores are race traitors and are hereby banned for life from club cracka