The Paparazzi Broke Alba’s Mirror of the Day
Let’s hope next time around they cut the brake line…..but only if that works in causing serious enough car accidents that bitch disappears. I like when the guy I assume is Cash “Vagina Destroyer” Warren tries to muscle the paparazzi and gets shoved when he grabs at a camer and runs away with his tail between his legs like a little girl. I mean they break your car and when you try to tough guy them because you’re so fucking angry and can’t stomach the idea of sending your assistant to use 200 dollars of your millions of dollars to fix the shit, they shove you and make you run to your car and back to you cushy fuckin’ life, kinda like pouring salt on a wound and by pouring salt on a wound I mean prove you have a vagina. Good times.
December 31st, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I agree that physically Jessica is hot as hell. But she seems like a miserable person. Her boy toy should ditch her and get a real woman. He would be much happier and not have to resort to taking out his sexual frustrations to the camera guys.
January 1st, 2009 at 4:19 am
What cause you would know she is Miserable
I just saw photos of her with a Massive Smile on her Face
Not everyone Smiles 24/7 Having a Baby would be
Hard
January 1st, 2009 at 5:37 am
We love your movies? We love fantastic four? Even Jessica (as dumb as she is) seems unable to believe that! xD
January 3rd, 2009 at 5:04 am
Im not sure I seen Cash “run with his tail between his legs”. He looked like he didn’t want to case too much more of a scene and get himself and maybe Jessica in trouble. But he was right for confronting them about breaking his property. I think we all understand by now how the ‘celebrity world’ works with the paparazzi, but its not right that the photogs damage those peoples property or put them in danger…I dont care what your job is or how much money you have, no one likes to be harrassed.