Best Tits of 2008 of the Day
My friend is obsessed with tits. All her talks about is tits, tits and more fucking tits. I can’t walk down the street with him because every girl we walk by, he turns to me and asks if I like her tits, or what I think her tits would look like naked, and if I thought her tits were saggy and if he sees tits he really likes he just stops in his tracks and kinda grunts an “those tits were amazing”, and the shit never fucking ends, so I asked him to do a list of his favorite tits this year and this is what he comes up with. Pawning my work onto other people is my New Year’s Resolution. Seriously….
Scarlett Johansson Really Ain’t Much to Look At Without Those Tits
The Only Thing More Irrelevant Than Shauna Sand’s Tits is Shauna Sand
Katie Price’s Fake Tits Could Sell Bread to a Baker or Raw Fish and a Can of Gas to Huff to an Eskimo
Some X-Tina Pregnancy Tit Insanity…
Cindy Margolis Needs to Use Her Chest to Get Her Career Back on Track
Jodie Marsh’s Balloon Tits Are Fine By Me
A Braless, Lesbian Lohan is the the Only Lohan I Don’t Hate…
Co-Co’s Tits Are Just a Fucking Joke…
Paris Hilton Fakes Her Tits Like She Fakes Not Having a Herpes
Finally Something More than Just Rhianna’s Music Speaks to Me…Yes…I Sit Alone Crying as I Listen to “Living My Life”…
January 4th, 2009 at 2:09 am
Paris Hilton and herpes? Oh please, tell me it’s not so! What a fucking wench!
January 4th, 2009 at 8:22 am
how does paris hilton make your best tits of 08 list? why dont u add sam ronson or kate hudson? or you could add some real big titters like Pam Amderson or my personal favourite Jodie Marsh. Paris Hilton best tits of 08? give your fuckin head a shake. Theres a million girls with better tits than that spoiled eating disordered cunt. Shit, my fat cousin Steve’s gpt bigger tits than her. I hope you take her off your list and add someone who deserves it … like Val Kilmer
January 5th, 2009 at 5:02 am
Johnson, are you fucking retarded? Try reading the list you douchebag inbred fucktwat
January 14th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Where is Lucy Pinder?