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Kristin Cavallari’s Got A Horrible Ass of the Day

This just in, Kristin Cavallari has no ass and it’s proven to be pretty disgusting every time she tries to take a shit. No seriously, I fucking hate girls with no asses, even if they are skinny as fucking Ethiopian starving kids before their stomachs get distended, they’ve got to have a nice round ass, small or not, but this flat flap of skin trying to form ass cheeks between her thigh and back is just fucking confusing to me and maybe someone should send her some bathing suit bottoms that aren’t designed for girls I want to fuck. get it together Cavallari, you irrelevant assless, whore.

13 Responses to “Kristin Cavallari’s Got A Horrible Ass of the Day”

  1. bobby Says:

    Jesus, why only post 3 pics from the set?

    she looks great & so does her ass (esp in the other shots…)

  2. cowbulls Says:

    I agree. She needs to do whatever (eat/ workout/something) to grow an ass. She’s not good. Not good at all.

  3. Nunya Johnson Says:

    Nothing wrong with that ass except I’m not buried in it. Not everyone like huge fat Kardassianesque asses.

  4. cowbulls Says:

    Buried????? There’s nothing there to even dip into much less be buried. This women needs some curves because she’s flat as a boad on both sides. Jesus is correct.

  5. cline Says:

    I agree! She has NO ASS AT ALL. I dont mind skinny girls as long as they have curves like women are supposed too. Jessica Biel is a perfect example. Skinny but with curves.

  6. RS Says:

    cowbulls: you can’t fucking do anything about a flat ass.

    Fucking stupid people. Some people are just flat as a board and who gives a fuck. Maybe you don’t want to tap that but obviously other people do/have.

    Besides her body, she’s just a stupid famewhore cunt with no career and is probably just living off whatever she had left from MTV. In a few years she’ll probably be living the lifestyle of Jesus.

  7. Liz Says:

    pancake butt

  8. Johnson Says:

    who gives a fuck what shes like aside from her looks, its a picture of her, you dont hear her, you just see her, shes got a hot bod, so lets fuck her with a gag ball in her mouth.

  9. mr plow Says:

    we all know that we would love to tap the “horrible” ass she has. Jesus is wrong

  10. Brian Says:

    Kristin has a nice ass, period

  11. Liz Says:

    what ass?

  12. rachel Says:

    ^Your probably a fat bitch who has too much ass and likes to make fun of girls who are skinny but have less ass then you.

  13. johnson Says:

    I’d suck a fart out of that ass

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