Kristin Cavallari’s Got A Horrible Ass of the Day

This just in, Kristin Cavallari has no ass and it’s proven to be pretty disgusting every time she tries to take a shit. No seriously, I fucking hate girls with no asses, even if they are skinny as fucking Ethiopian starving kids before their stomachs get distended, they’ve got to have a nice round ass, small or not, but this flat flap of skin trying to form ass cheeks between her thigh and back is just fucking confusing to me and maybe someone should send her some bathing suit bottoms that aren’t designed for girls I want to fuck. get it together Cavallari, you irrelevant assless, whore.



January 2nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Jesus, why only post 3 pics from the set?
she looks great & so does her ass (esp in the other shots…)
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I agree. She needs to do whatever (eat/ workout/something) to grow an ass. She’s not good. Not good at all.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Nothing wrong with that ass except I’m not buried in it. Not everyone like huge fat Kardassianesque asses.
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Buried????? There’s nothing there to even dip into much less be buried. This women needs some curves because she’s flat as a boad on both sides. Jesus is correct.
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:56 am
I agree! She has NO ASS AT ALL. I dont mind skinny girls as long as they have curves like women are supposed too. Jessica Biel is a perfect example. Skinny but with curves.
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm
cowbulls: you can’t fucking do anything about a flat ass.
Fucking stupid people. Some people are just flat as a board and who gives a fuck. Maybe you don’t want to tap that but obviously other people do/have.
Besides her body, she’s just a stupid famewhore cunt with no career and is probably just living off whatever she had left from MTV. In a few years she’ll probably be living the lifestyle of Jesus.
January 3rd, 2009 at 7:56 pm
pancake butt
January 4th, 2009 at 7:54 am
who gives a fuck what shes like aside from her looks, its a picture of her, you dont hear her, you just see her, shes got a hot bod, so lets fuck her with a gag ball in her mouth.
January 4th, 2009 at 11:45 am
we all know that we would love to tap the “horrible” ass she has. Jesus is wrong
January 4th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Kristin has a nice ass, period
January 4th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
what ass?
January 5th, 2009 at 12:25 am
^Your probably a fat bitch who has too much ass and likes to make fun of girls who are skinny but have less ass then you.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I’d suck a fart out of that ass