Kelly Brook is Soft in a Bikini of the Day
Kelly Brook’s out in a bikini and not that many other celebrities are, so I have no choice but to post her shit and I mean shit because there’s nothing I hate more than a sloppy soft lookin’ bitch. I don’t believe in the whole doughy body represents femininity, we don’t live in the late 1800s, where doughy meant she wasn’t a malnourished dying poor person who just ate her last potato, the kind of girl who wouldn’t die having your babies due to weakness, and big floppy tits aren’t enough to make me appreciate the shit, because with big tits comes big everything else and I am talking about her labia.
It seems like the world isn’t running out of doughy bitches, so those of you who like them should be happy. Just the other day I was waiting in line at a food court counter and this bitch cut the line in front of me because she claimed to be hypoglycemic and needed to eat before passing out, and proceeded to order a full sized pizza and a sugar-cured ham sandwich with extra mayo and no tomatoes or lettuce to get in the way of getting fatter. Not that has anything to do with Kelly Brook or her high waisted bikini bottoms designed to hide her gunt/muff gut/ ponch or whatever the fuck you call the bubble above the cunt or the fat in the upper pussy area.
January 5th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Soft? You’re crazy man. She’s hot.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
You really must be an asshole. Go join the gay male fashion designers, they probably have a club somewhere in France.
January 5th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
She’s gorgeous, are you kidding me? Those disgusting emaciated skinny “starlets” would cream their panties if they looked half this hot!!!
January 6th, 2009 at 12:27 am
Yeah this chick is a just about perfect normal girl–I’d be MORE than happy with her.
January 6th, 2009 at 4:03 am
Ann, show us your tits!
January 6th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
I’d tap that.
January 7th, 2009 at 4:03 am
omg shes hot…she looks 99% than most people on the street. to be any thinner she would have to minus a few food groups from her diet, or all?
January 7th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Wait, seriously? She’s fucking fine. Do you like anorexic bitches, honestly? Because that’s nasty. Way to make all women who aren’t 70 pounds out there feel like SHIT.
January 7th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
I’m thinking that having a non functional penis for so long has caused Jesus to start experimenting with prostate stimulation, and he’s gone over to the dark side.
Cease the faggorty, Jesus. This is what attractive women look like. You’re obviously only attracted to chicks build like preteen boys for a reason. Drunken stepfathers apparently don’t just molest their stepdaughters, by the sound of it.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
^^^angry little troll